The Bald Truth for Big Brother’s Charley Uchea
“BIG BROTHER CHARLEY IS BALD.” Or to put it another way: “Posing Big Brother babe Charley Uchea is a secret slaphead.”
In “WIG BRO” the Star uses it artistic might to imagine what Charley would look like without her pet hair.
Such is the texture of Charley’s mane that Anorak thinks it will have a more than decent career leading greyhounds in the chase around Walthamstow Stadium.
Charley should start planning for life on her own. And the Star helps her on her way by getting her in vogue.
Says a pal: “Her hair fell out and went patchy about a year ago when she tried to go blonde… She went mad about it.”
Of course, Charley goes mad about pretty much anything. Going mad is normal for her.
Charley applied the chemicals to her head. And: “But when she brushed it the next day it all started coming out in clumps… All of the hair at the front fell out and she was bald all around the side.”
Charley had a topknot, like Katharine Hepburn, a Sumo Wrestler’s chonmage and The Fimbles.
Says the insider: “She always wears headbands or headscarves and I think she’s even got a wig.”
A wig..?
Charley is favourite to leave the house. Take the bet.
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August 30th, 2007 at 1:47 pm
Many white people wear wig too, see for example lots of the WAGS including VB
July 25th, 2007 at 8:53 am
Yeah I can tell its a wig, many young black girls like to wear wigs and some have to the chemicals used in the relaxing kits are meant to contain ‘no-lye’ (the stuff that is potentially dangerous long term, but the stuff is so dodgy and also the desperate attempts to relax afro hair lead to people taking a sorts of lengths. I think it is sad because afro hair is beautiful and this constant need to pretend to be something you’re not is undermining and creates a negative attitude. Even Bryan Belo relaxes his hair its obvious.
I think some people dont realise that many black women use wigs and extensions, not many at all keep it natural. Beyonce’s hair is a wig, under that she has an afro, the William’s sisters also use extensions, many many more follow the same trend. I do like Charley though, she is very real and I think Chanelle is sly. Charley does put her foot in it with her argumentative streak which is a shame.
July 24th, 2007 at 9:08 pm
As you can all see she washes it,it has a parting,no one has ever seen it fall off and she is able to put it in different styles so it is NOT A WIG !!
June 26th, 2007 at 8:52 pm
It’s her real hair - you lot are pathetic
June 26th, 2007 at 1:34 pm
hey joe…you know i always give generously to children in need.
June 26th, 2007 at 12:32 pm
[...] Hair: Appearing nightly at Walthamstow dog track - look at the ‘Wagging Wag’ go! Future: The new Bobby Charlton Charley still lives at home with her mum. She dropped out of art college, has been sacked from [...]
June 26th, 2007 at 9:31 am
A fiver ? Are you kidding ? You are very generous Terry
June 26th, 2007 at 9:04 am
wonder what this right Charley charges her punters for whipping off her wig and showing them her bare,bald bonce? I’d stuff a fiver down her knickers for a flash.