Paris Hilton Is Half-Way To Freedom

LOCK up your DVD players and get out the tissues – Paris Hilton leaves prison today.

We have little idea what to expect. Paris was hardcore before she went inside and will this new Paris sport hideous tattoos, a shaved head and dead eyes? Hell, will the new Paris be the old Britney Spears?

We cannot be certain. But we do know what she plans to do with her life once free. Paris will enlarge the rooms, go long on soap on a rope and turn the Hilton hotels in the world first prison chain.

But first she will open a boutique halfway house for lags.

As Paris tells a US radio DJ: “These women just keep coming back as they have no place to go. It would be a place to get food and clothes.” Like Rodeo Drive but more exclusive.

Says Paris: “I appreciate everything now and I think there were a lot of bad people that I was around and I didn’t want to surround myself with those types of people any more.”

Steady on, Paris, you’re not out yet…

Anorak

Posted: 26th, June 2007 | In: Tabloids Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink