Comments on: Arnold Schwarzenegger Terminates Tony Blair: Caption This

By: Andrew

Andrew — Mon, 15 Oct 2007 00:47:27 +0000

” Ah,so Your Father was Nazi also!”

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By: trent

trent — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 07:17:39 +0000

I am de governator, what do they call you

I’m known around the world as the bush bitch

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Caption This… » Anorak News — Tue, 07 Aug 2007 19:37:24 +0000

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By: Anorak

Anorak — Tue, 07 Aug 2007 19:33:54 +0000

WINNER:
# Marc Says:
At least people knew I was an actor before I got my job

By: marian

marian — Sat, 04 Aug 2007 11:15:10 +0000

No I’M Mr Universe

No, no its Me who’s Mr Universe

No I AM

By: Alan Bateman

Alan Bateman — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 14:25:34 +0000

“You mean you can come to this country without a job , and without speaking the english language ,? you are joking Tony “

By: Dr Foster

Dr Foster — Thu, 02 Aug 2007 13:50:55 +0000

Well Arnie, “You sure know your weapons”. Its a 45 alright. Dick Cheney was on the phone just now and asked me to go quail hunting with him in Texas. So I thought I’d better get myself some protection.

By: Alan Bateman

Alan Bateman — Thu, 02 Aug 2007 09:11:35 +0000

“Hey Tony whats that bulge in your jacket is it a pacemaker or a 45 peacemaker ” ?

By: Dr Foster

Dr Foster — Wed, 01 Aug 2007 16:35:16 +0000

Arnold: Yo, Blair I hear your out of a job, well news from Hollywood is that they are making a remake of Iraq-no-phobia, Perhaps I could use some of my contacts.
Tony: thats very nice of you Arnie but I couldnt possibly work with all of those creepy things running around, Wait a minute if I could last 10 years in the premiership maybe I’ve become immune. What’s it pay??

By: Dr Foster

Dr Foster — Tue, 31 Jul 2007 23:54:59 +0000

“My relationship to power and authority is that I’m all for it. People need somebody to watch over them. Ninety-five percent of the people need to be told what to do and how to behave.” Arnold–in a 1990 interview with U.S. News

“I’ve changed my mind. Looking at this guy I can see just how power corrupts, The Ninety-five percent of the people are now slowly awakening from their trance”

By: Alan Bateman

Alan Bateman — Tue, 31 Jul 2007 15:24:44 +0000

“Hey Tony ! You got out at just the right time as the olympics are going to cripple your country financially”

By: Dr Foster

Dr Foster — Tue, 31 Jul 2007 11:39:51 +0000

“Nixon was always being attacked sexually. It was always said that he was a fag and that he had no sexual relations with his wife for 15 years and that was why he liked power. And Hitler had only one ball, and that was why he wanted to conquer the world.” Arnold -in a 1977 interview with Time Out

The Terminator: So Tony, What’s your dark secret?
Punk ex-Leader: Fuck you, asshole!
The Terminator: Nothing clean. Right?

By: Dr Foster

Dr Foster — Mon, 30 Jul 2007 22:31:24 +0000

Not relevant to the caption but perhaps apt, hence the nickname:

Doctor Foster
Went to Gloucester
In a shower of rain.
He stepped in a puddle
Right up to his middle
And never went there again!

By: Dr Foster

Dr Foster — Mon, 30 Jul 2007 20:14:40 +0000

Punk ex-leader: Nice night for a walk, eh?
The Terminator: Nice night for a walk.
Punk exleader: Wash day tomorrow? Nothing clean, right?
The Terminator: Nothing clean. Right.
Punk ex-Leader: Hey, I think this guy’s a couple cans short of a six-pack.
The Terminator: Your clothes - give them to me, now.
Punk ex-Leader: Fuck you, asshole!
The Terminator: Diplomacy was obviously not your your strong point Tony.
Punk ex-Leader: Well, Mr Muscle. Let me tell you, if your going to take the shirt off someones back there are craftier ways of doing it than this, as the British people will testify. Right Gordon?, Gordon??…

By: Alan Bateman

Alan Bateman — Mon, 30 Jul 2007 11:24:53 +0000

“Hey ! Tony , What if I said I was an illegal immigrant? ”

“That’s ok Arnie ! All are welcome”

By: Dr Foster

Dr Foster — Sat, 28 Jul 2007 11:28:04 +0000

“Have you ever killed anyone?”
“Yeah, but they were all bad.” Arnie in the movie “True Lies”
Or is it Tony in the premiership “All Lies”

By: Dr Foster

Dr Foster — Fri, 27 Jul 2007 23:22:35 +0000

Okay Arnie so you pumped some iron. I’ve been pumping the British people for ten years now and I’m really starting to feel the burn.

By: Chopper

Chopper — Fri, 27 Jul 2007 07:58:09 +0000

Nice on Kaminsky

By: Sonic

Sonic — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 15:23:07 +0000

Eejits!