Big Brother’s Topless Greyhound Racing And Billi’s Exit

YOU won! Easy money, eh? The fringe has gone. Billi is no more.

The fringe had been getting on so well with Charley’s pet hair. They would yap and yap and yap about all sorts of things. Rumours are they mated and produced a new beard for Jonathan/Carole/Ziggy/Liam - take your pick.

And while Billi (no mates) returns to his career as a model (think Zoolander peering through a lampshade cover), thoughts switch to which housemate is next to leave.

There is the ever present threat of a housemate joining Lesley Brain on her sponsored walk. Ziggy and Jonathan have both expressed an interest in quitting while they are behind.

But they won’t go. I’d take the 2-13 on there being no walk-out next week.

And a wager on Charley being the next evicted housemate at 5-6. Charley is confrontational and aggressive. And that might make good telly. Indeed, chances are high that the EastEnders scriptwriters are right now creating a part for a brattish, deranged woman with issues. Harley Fowler will date the captain of Walford FC, live in a plush studio flat and spend her life telling pigeons “I’m not being funny, right but…”

Charley, of course, thinks she is popular. She tells Billi that only one or at a push two housemates will ever vote for her. Next week everyone will vote for her. She will be up for eviction, probably alongside Tracey (7-1 to go next) and Jonathan (14-1).

Charley will annihilate them. She will join Saddam Hussein as the only public figure to secure 100 per cent of the popular vote. She will walk.

And she will achieve a fame of sorts, beginning in the Daily Star and OK! before slipping on wet patch into the Daily Sport and job presenting topless greyhound racing on cable telly.

Bet now and bet often…

Anorak

Posted: 30th, June 2007 | In: Big Brother TV Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink