Big Brother Charley Uchea Plunges 50ft
BIG Brother news: “Charley in 50ft plunge horror.”
Say it ain’t so. Can it be that Charley fell off her shoes? And did her hair act as a parachute? Did she whistle on the way down as the air rushed past and through her?
The Sport leads with news that “Big Brother hate figure” Charley Uchea fell from a hotel balcony when a child. (Charley is still a porcine 47-1 to win the show with Anorak’s free £10 bet.)
This may explain much, or not.
On holiday in Italy, the four-year-old Charley fell four stories onto a wooden floor. Says mum Theresa Owen: “When the ambulance came her eyes rolled in the back of her head (we’ve seen that look from other housemates whenever Charley talks) and she had no pulse for a few seconds. We thought she was dead.”
She died? And then she retuned as a harridan, a screaming banshee hellbent of splitting ears and hairs?
No. She survived. And went on to be… Yes, that’s right. As is the way with all Big Brother mouths, Charley was the victim of bullies.
Just like Danielle Lloyd, that other wannbe Wag, Charley was teased at school. She was “racially abused” and told she was “too thin”. Lloyd drew criticism for her colour (tangerine) and being, by her admittance, too pretty.
The difference is, of course, that Charley’s body is as nature intended. But if she is to chuck herself down stairs again, we suggest she go equipped with Lloyd-type airbags…
Posted: 4th, July 2007 | In: Big Brother TV Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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August 7th, 2007 at 2:59 am
Hate is a strong word and thrown around far to much. Yea she reels off at the mouth..it’s just the way she is. If you smacked her one then you’d be …basically a yellow scumbag. She’s ugly by your definition?…and your what..Brad Pitt? NOoooo
So shut the hell up and get a life
July 18th, 2007 at 10:25 pm
i rele hate charley she is so fake i dont understand why she tries to b sum hard gangster from london she is noting to me exept the most hated woman probably in britian for having the most foul mouth and luking most like a monkey no wounder she gets her boobs out for money shes so ugly most people at a job luk at her and say get out of my job please ur to ugly…i really dont like her i would prefer it if she went out of the big brother house stayed out and got hit in the face by some random member of the public…personaly if i was in that house i would b right up in her face shouting at her i don’t think i would be able to hold my self in from hitting her in the face she has just got one of them faces u would like to hit….she said her mother would be proud of her stiking up…personaly if that was my daughter if anybody said is charley ur daughter i would say no because if i was her mother she would make me so imbarrised because of the way she goes on i thing she would make a good vickey pollard ugly talks aloud of bull and talks really fast
July 15th, 2007 at 11:39 pm
can she do it again?