“SECRET vice den in the Big Brother house,” yells the Star’s front page.
So few of you have been watching the show that we can exclusively reveal that Big Brother also features an opium farm, a Taliban training facility and Lord Lucan selling timeshares on the Big Brother beach resort.
But it’s the “VICE DEN” that interests the Star. It’s underground. It’s styled on a “seedy” Soho nightclub. There is a rumour that producers may send in “near-naked pole dancers”.
Of course, Charley is already there. Or haven’t the producers noticed?
If they really wanted to get us to tune in, the producers would stick a big TV screen to the wall and broadcast catch-up episodes of Coronation Street and The 1,000 Best Moments In Open University.
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July 5th, 2007 at 12:09 am
I can confirm that it is whale sperm… hee hee
July 4th, 2007 at 1:59 pm
might even be ambergris?
but NOT a Heathen
July 4th, 2007 at 1:55 pm
its NOT hummous, or even Hummer,odds on its Polyfilla mixed with whale sperm and onion
July 4th, 2007 at 1:43 pm
Humous - The acceptable face of Middle Eastern repression
July 4th, 2007 at 1:01 pm
She’s eating slop…or maybe whale sperm. One of the two.
July 4th, 2007 at 11:58 am
what’s she eating?