Two Minutes And A Crucifixion: Hugh Grant And Divine Brown’s Movie

YOU join us on the set of Two Minutes And A Crucifixion, the story of Hugh Grant’s romance with Divine Brown.

Ms Brown is playing herself.

Pictured in the Star dressed in a white dress split to the buttock and pulled down at the front, Brown is ready for her close up.

To date, Brown’s dalliance with Grant has earned her £1million, says the Star.

How she has reaped such an income for her endeavours is not detailed. And those of us who have watched Liz Hurley, another of Grant’s conquests, earn much more will wonder where Brown went wrong. Is her dress too demure?

But Brown is keen to get her dues and the film will surely make her one of Hollywood’s leading in-car actors.

The only thing that remains to be confirmed is which of Hollywood’s leading men will reprise the role of Hugh.

And if a wooden broom handle tied to a mop of hair will be too life like…

Anorak

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