Lewis Hamilton’s Orange Glow For Big Brother’s Danielle Lloyd

“DEAR Anorak, I read your site every day without fail and but still waiting for you to deal sympathetically with minority groups.

No-one is above ridicule and lampooning on Anorak but I am waiting for you to write with sensitivity on the role of Wags and the wearing of orange skin and exposed knickers.

Incidentally, as told to the New Huddlines, my colleague Judge Peregrine Tossing-Knightly is still eagerly awaiting your “sensitive, yet humourous sketch” on spanking choirboys.”

In response, we bring news of Danielle Lloyd. In “DANI AND F1 LEWIS: THE TRUTH”, Danielle Lloyd, Big Brother bully emeritus and former lover to former England footballer Teddy Sheringham speaks of her “relationship” with Formula 1 ace Lewis Hamilton.

“It was love at first sight,” says Danielle of that meeting five years ago. “’We’re great mates,” says Danielle. We’ve supported each other in our careers since we first met, so I texted him ‘All the best’.”

“You’ll always be a winner, Dani,” say the words encased in a speech bubble emerging from Hamilton’s head. “I only came third.”

Hamilton finished third in the British Grand Prix. But Danielle doesn’t mind. She’ll support the hottest property in British sport whatever.

(How’s that? Fetch the choirboys…)

Anorak

Posted: 9th, July 2007 | In: Wags & Players Comments (5) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink