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Show And Tell: David And Victoria Beckham Revealed

by | 12th, July 2007

posh-and-becks.jpgCENTRE stage and central midfield for David Beckham in Los Angeles.

Beckham has been handed his No. 23 shirt. Tonight he will be in the city of angels kissing the badge and saying how when growing up in London he dreamed of playing for the LA Nachos.

Of course he won’t. Beckham will say just the right thing. He will read his autocue and says how he can take “soccer” to a higher level in the US.

“The expectations are the only thing I’m worried about because people probably do think they’re going to see me turn out and we’ll win our first game 10-0.”

Surely, Day-vid means 25-0, then 30-0 in the next game and so on. With David scoring all the goals with bendy shots. We fear the disappointment when the game ends 0-0 and Day-vid lashes a penalty kick into orbit. The crowd’s reaction will make the new Chelsea fans look knowing.

But the move is not all about football, if any of it is. Day-vid says he speaks to Tom Cruise “most days of the week”. Nothing weird in that. It’s not as if Beckham’s going to have an affair with the actor and Scientologist missionary.

Show And Tell

Becks loves his wife. He loves his wife. He loves his wife. And here she is on the front page of the Mirror, David’s cheerleader-in-chief, the tick on his tock telling us about her life.

Sat in her knickers, legs akimbo, Her Poshness is in W magazine. Posh recalls the allegations that Day-vid had employed Rebecca Loos to model kickers that may suit his wife.

“I’m not going to lie,” says Posh, “I did not have sex with that woman.” Only joking. It’s just that if David is accused of playing away again he can always learn from his adopted land and argue the toss as to what constitutes sexual relations.

Says Posh: “I’m not going to lie. It was a really tough time. It was a hard time for our entire families. David and I got through it together. No one said marriage was going to be easy.”

Posh says she and David and now “stronger and happier”.

And if you don’t believe her take a look at the pictures of them kissing. Hear of them locking the doors and walking around naked.

The Mail sees all and says the Beckhams look like a “couple of Essex chavs on day trip to Southend”. They are the apogee of fashion.

Dave lies face down on a mattress with a sheet pulled down to show his backside. Eat your heart out the Nashville Metros soccer team. This is David Beckham, LA Galaxy’s Metrosexual.

Says Posh: “I think they have this impression that I’m this miserable cow who doesn’t smile [see pictures]. But I’m actually quite the opposite. I’m going to try and smile more for America.”

And not look moody and cheated when David fails to score…

Pic: Dlisted 



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