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LA Beckhams: Rebecca Loos On David Beckham And Meeting Victoria

by | 13th, July 2007

rebecca-loos.jpg REBORN in the USA, David Beckham is touched down in Los Angeles. He is telling the world that he has come to bring football to the masses, a soccer missionary to deliver the light of goalless draws, jumpers for goalposts and a new kits retailing at £49.99 to the non believers.

“Go Dave!” yell the British hacks massed in sunny LA. “We lurve, you Day-vid,” they chime as one. “We love you for getting us out of watching Wigan reserves take on Melton Mowbray FC in pre-season jog about. Hallelujah!”

And Dave smiles. He reads his autocue. He leads his three sons into the rosy-fingered dawn, the boys identically dressed in red-and-white striped tops, beige shorts and shaved heads. “Soccer it to ’em, Becks!” says the Mirror’s front-page headline.

He Loves his Wife

And there is Posh. David loves his wife. He loves his wife. He loves his wife.

He does not love Rebecca Loos, who tells the Star: “I saved the Beckhams’ marriage.”

So he should love her? He shoots. Rebecca saves. Everyone scores a magazine deal. It’s the perfect goal.

And here in the Star to explain all is Ms Loos, cupping her hands over her breasts and digging her thumbs lightly into her enhanced nipples.

“In a way they should be glad it happened,” says Loos, “it’s made them stronger. They even went on to have another kid. Everything happens for a reason, even

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