Why-ay Man:Bianca Gascoigne Takes After Her Dad

BIANCA Gascoigne is tuning 21, and with her coming of age comes the traditional key.

Posing on the Star’s cover in a red bikini, Bianca hopes this key will fit the lock at Messers Nip ‘n’ Tucks enhancement studio.

“I think they need a little lifting and filling out but I don’t want Jordan’s 30DD dimensions,” says Bianca, who, as the Star says, is “looking swell”.

Bianca weighs nine stone. She needs to avoid her body falling into a Christmas tree formation. With two bigger strikers up front, Bianca will possess the kind of forthrightness her talent as Paul Gascoigne’s step-daughter warrants.

“Now I’m back in shape,” says Bianca, “I’ve noticed that my bust doesn’t look as big.”

That Bianca is a young girl approaching her second breast enlargement operation will have nodding heads wondering why.

Is she like her mum Sheryl, who after having her breasts implanted received flowers from Paul addressed to ‘Dolly Parton’?

Or is she showing the affect of growing up with a man who celebrated his new-found hero status after flying home from Italia 90 by wearing a huge pair of fake plastic boobs and stomach bearing the legend ‘Gazza’?

And can Gazza save his daughter time and pain and just lend his fake chest to her?

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Posted: 18th, July 2007 | In: Wags & Players Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink