Comments on: Paul McCartney Pays To Silence Heather Mills

By: randy

randy — Tue, 24 Jul 2007 20:47:41 +0000

I might let Paul McCartney do me for £70 million (and I’m a straight guy too), but I wouldn’t go to Milwaukee either!

No, not for a Harley or a Bud, or even for all the money in Will Allen’s bank account!

There IS a limit!

By: David

David — Mon, 23 Jul 2007 16:44:15 +0000

I offered my wife $15 and a bus ticket to Milwaukee but she stayed.
Oh well, at least she’s not Heather Mills.
The next time a local town gets flattened by a tornado I can comfort the victims by telling them “though your house blew away at least you’re not married to Heather Mills.”
That should cheer them up.

By: Moderation

Moderation — Mon, 23 Jul 2007 13:59:57 +0000

Yes Chopper, me too!

By: Chopper

Chopper — Mon, 23 Jul 2007 12:37:15 +0000

I would have happily let Paul McCartney shag me for 3 years for £70 million, and I’m a straight bloke!

By: jim

jim — Mon, 23 Jul 2007 10:55:30 +0000

I’ll go to literacy classes if you promise to attend one on punctuation - you patronising waste of air.

By: Moderation

Moderation — Mon, 23 Jul 2007 07:55:44 +0000

Jim, you seem to have a problem with articulation. may I suggest literacy classes? You could maybe learn how to string a sentence together appropriately without having to use very silly words.

By: Jim

Jim — Mon, 23 Jul 2007 07:05:10 +0000

Give her the money you scouse cunt. Although, if she is responsible for revitalising his pisspoor career, perhaps we should hang her instead.

By: Themis

Themis — Sat, 21 Jul 2007 08:51:55 +0000

She’s not a witch, and anyway they used to be hanged here, burned in Scotland and Europe

By: Mrsofty.com

Mrsofty.com — Sat, 21 Jul 2007 05:49:50 +0000

Witch burning is illegal right?

By: Moderation

Moderation — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 09:52:18 +0000

V. Good! Of course………..

I do like to be fair, and I do always try, I really really do, but 70 million for around 4 years of marriage? and she says with a deluded but straight face that she deserves it because she revitalised his dead career. Hmmmmmmmmmm

By: Themis

Themis — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 09:21:58 +0000

The Heather Mills charity?

By: Moderation

Moderation — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 08:18:55 +0000

It doesn’t really matter how much cash Heather Mills gets in her divorce settlement…. when they first split she said she didn’t need any more money so anything she got from Paul she would give to charity.
She is so kind and caring…….. a true benefactor of our time

And I’m a one eyed one armed flying purple people eater……..