Name: Shanessa
Age: 26
Home: Cardiff
Job: Care assistant
Starsign: Cancer
Loveable, friendly, single mum Shanessa is a free spirit. When she’s not working as a care assistant, she’s happy at home in her pyjamas. She says she’s different, forward and not afraid to ask questions - she’s happy with who she is, except for always being on a diet. Doesn’t care about politics and her dream job would be a bunny girl at the Playboy mansion.
Status: Single.
Likes: Sex, hair extensions, squeezing spots, ‘Sex And The City’.
Dislikes: Heights, ‘horrible things on TV’ and rats.
Why BB? She’s a huge fan and wants to give people something different and strange.
She once took revenge on a cheating ex by piercing his ears while he slept.
Posted: 28th, July 2007 | In: Big Brother TV Comments (22) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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August 19th, 2007 at 8:54 pm
she is a cool girl but sometimes shegot on your nervs u have to say!!!!
but like i say she was cool in the house:)
August 8th, 2007 at 10:24 pm
Stinky meat!
August 8th, 2007 at 1:13 am
I, too, am a reader of GFY, who linked us to the hideousness that is Shanessa.
Shanessa looks like the demon love child of Marianne Faithfull and Courtney Love. Not a good outcome, dear, if you’re 26 but you look like a 60-year-old coked out courtesan.
*shudders* dreadful sow.
August 7th, 2007 at 3:58 pm
LOL, I don’t watch the show but I got this link from GFY…
Randolf cracks me up! I think it’s hysterical that he’s trying to get attention online because he’s probably a 13 year old social outcast. Thick as horseshit.. HAHA! Anyhoo, if anyone’s offended by him, please don’t be. Laugh!
I’ve never seen the show, like I said I just clicked on this link, but Shanessa looks like she smokes about 29 packs of cigarettes a day, and she just got Fugged for wearing a… umm… revealing dress, so I don’t think I would like her if I had watched it.
August 5th, 2007 at 3:15 pm
Because the North Welshians first language is Welsh so they dont think like us South Walians.
South Walians Rock (hence why Cardiff is the capital!!)
Believe me if i see Shan again i’ll let her know that the dress was not one her better options!! but then again, u gotta give her credit for not giving a shit and wearing what she wanted!!!
August 5th, 2007 at 2:03 pm
Yeah and then the so called moment turned into some yawn inducing load of wishing bollocks.
Lex, why are the North Welshites rude and cold?
The Southern Welshites want to know everything about you, albeit in a friendly way.
Does the north suffer from Welshialism to non-Welshites?
…and if you ever see Shan the Skank again, please tell her to get liposuction or work out.
Wearing a revealing dress when all you have are rolls of blubber, is un-fucking-cool!
August 5th, 2007 at 3:56 am
Danny, I can assure u, us South Walians dont have that accent, its not as harsh!!!
Shan’ should have stayed, shes comical.
Did u hear her tell Davina her n Ziggy had a moment??ha ha, bless!!
August 5th, 2007 at 1:46 am
The public were right to evict Shanessa, she had absolutely nothing new to offer and was as predictable as tuesday following monday. David may have created a stir and challenged the dynamic of the house but it makes a refreshing change to have a mixture of dim and not so dim HM’s.
I was diappointed that Tracey remains and has only survived thus far because she has been extremely fortunate with the choice of potential evictees whenever she is up.
August 5th, 2007 at 12:27 am
Well Danny, Shanessa can sit in my lap all she likes - I’m man enough to take it! She’s all woman. Shame she’s been voted out!
August 4th, 2007 at 3:59 pm
‘You are Smart’, am glad you admit to your misgivings, as you are rather stupid.
Lol.
By the way, more people SHOULD think like I do, because then we’d have nothing but argumentative, hence entertaining, housemates in.
Fuck, are you people dipshits.
August 4th, 2007 at 12:44 pm
Randolf, I’m so glad smart people like you have the time to use the internet! I mean, if I was a superior being, I’d probably avoid the plebs, rather than specifically going out of my way to try to hunt them out and give them the benefit of my opinion on multiple websites.
I just wish I could be a little more like you. I’m going to practice all day now, as I’d love to “take any foresight”. I’m going to have to start by thinking really hard about what that strange mishmash of words mean. When I’ve figured it out, I’ll try to revert to being an angry pre-pubescent, as I think I almost had it then.
August 4th, 2007 at 11:06 am
That lap dance made me throw up in my mouth.
It’s ok, I spat it in a Tesco’s carrier bag.
She’s fucking vile with all those layers of blubber, the beached whale bitch.
Lexie, it’s the fucking Ivor The Engine style accent that gets me.
August 4th, 2007 at 10:46 am
Randolf, u have the saddest existence ever, u post the same stuff on each forum?!! i sincerely hope u are not over the age of 12 coz if u are u are pitiful!!!
Oi, Danny, U can call her fat and Bleached but theres nothing wrong with being Welsh!!!
SHame Shan’ went, she is pure entertainment, she would have been great to watch for a few weeks!
August 3rd, 2007 at 9:46 pm
Laters, you fat bleached, Welsh slag.
….lap dancer?
She’d break my fucking hips if she sat in my lap, the rotund, bovine hag.
August 3rd, 2007 at 9:41 pm
It’s Friday 3rd August, and, guess which 2 housemates got voted out?
It’s Me Bitch will know as well as I do who got voted out, and I dare say she is as disgusted as I am.
Not with the 2 voted out, but with the likes of you pathetic cretins who chose dullards Tracy and Kara over David and Shanessa.
Lol, you fucking dipshits.
You do realise the house will only get more boring now, don’t you?
Nah, I thought not, you’re too stupid to take any foresight.
It’s Me Bitch, and perhaps a few lurkers will be the ones to agree with me, Randolf. Because my viewpoint is absolute. It is superior and second to none.
I know what makes good TV.
The rest of you don’t.
You have proven yourselves especially thick and stupid for what seems like the millionth time now.
Peasants.
August 3rd, 2007 at 5:31 pm
Christ Randolf, do u just post the same shit on all the forums??
Your a cut above all of us??? and how do u work that out then?? because ‘u know how the voting system works’ Um, i think we all do u fuck wit!!!!! just because not everyone thinks like u it makes them lower than u?? thats a laugh, a proper belly laugh at that!!
Shan’ to stay tonight - Kara n David to go - GO ON SHAN’
August 3rd, 2007 at 1:14 am
Shannessa could cause arguments and, whilst I don’t like her, would prefer her to stay when it comes to voting tonight.
Here’s what I’ve said elsewhere:
Tonight, on Friday 03rd August, Kara should go.
Now, for those who have read my previous posts (the only coherent/commonsensical ones), you would come to realise that people like Kara, the twins and Liam bring very little to the Big Brother house.
Unfortunately, because the voting public (you lot) are thick, I suspect Kara will stay, and David or Shannessa will leave.
Do I like David or Shannessa?
No.
But do I appreciate the entertainment value they will undoubtebly bring to the house?
Yes.
But I’m in the extreme minority.
Most of the thick shits here (and out there) will giggle in their sheep-like groups and vote out David or Shannessa, and are too dimwitted to see what benefits these 2 will actually bring to the house.
I’m a cut above all of you, though I wish you could all rise to my level, and actually vote with intellect rather than fuckwittedness and thickshittery.
Lol, you people are thick as horseshit.
August 2nd, 2007 at 7:45 pm
brilliant, will be gd for the house
August 2nd, 2007 at 6:14 pm
DOH! I meant College!!
August 2nd, 2007 at 5:53 pm
Colleg…an
August 2nd, 2007 at 5:28 pm
I was in colleg with Shan’ a good few years ago and she was a total nightmare for the first year but then once u got to know her she was actually alright!
GOOD LUCK HUN
xxxx
August 2nd, 2007 at 4:37 pm
“She once took revenge on a cheating ex by piercing his ears while he slept.”
If she managed to get it all the way through his ear before he woke up, that’s called a fucking stabbing.
The fact that she managed to do both…
Shanessa?
That’s like one gene away from Shaniqua, Monisha, Alupeeesha, Laquanda.
Bleached, fat, man-whore looking walrus.