Orange Princess Tiaamii Gives Jordan And Peter The Pip

JORDAN and Peter Andre are presenting their baby daughter Princess Tiaamii.

Look at the name. Never mind the red hair. Look at the name. Isn’t it darling? Royal. Like a My Little Pony monarch. Not the red hair. The name. Look at the name!

“THE PROUD PARENTS SHOW OFF THEIR GORGEOUS NEW ARRIVAL AND SAY THEY LOVE HER EVEN THOUGH SHE’S A GINGER,” says OK!

Junior, the couple’s son, is running about with one of his mother’s wigs on. It might be a ginger wig. Very soon the entire family may go ginger. It may even be Jordan’s native colour.

“I love having tea and biscuits,” says Jordan, “unlike some I’m not afraid to eat a cookie.”

OK! fails to seize upon this rare insight into Jordan’s eating habits. Let’s talk about biscuits. Not the red hair. Let’s not talk about that.

“She is moody and when she’s annoyed she does these little squeals like a dinosaur!” says Katie.

So Princess Tiaamii is a throw back to pre-historic time, a time before Jordan’s autobiography? Before Jordan’s skin went orange. Before Peter went orange. Before Princess Tiammii…

“It’s weird,” says Katie, “she must be a throwback from my side because my real dad has blue eyes but I don’t know where the ginger comes from. Pete has a bit of ginge in his beard.”

Perhaps his ginger face comes from nuzzling Jordan? Can you catch ginger? Can it rub off on your young? Does fake tan run in the family?

“I don’t mind, though,” says Katie. “I love her anyway, even if she is a ginge. Actually I think when people are horrible about people with red hair that’s as bad as being racist.”

The oppressed nod their orangey heads.

“She’s got Greek, Spanish, Italian, American and English,” says Katie. “And ginge!”

Or Saint Tropez with peach blush, as it will soon be known…

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