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Big Brother Creates Charley Uchea As A Black Jade Goody

by | 1st, August 2007

chalrey-uchea.jpg BY now you are doubtless wondering what happened to Charley Uchea (and Scratchier).

Charley was the Big Brother gusset evicted with 85.6 per cent of the popular vote. While not in the league of Saddam Hussein’s 100% support, it nonetheless marks Charley out as a force to be reckoned with.

Charley has been selfless in her commitment to our entertainment, gamely playing the part of the black Jade Goody.

What a coup it was that Big Brother should conjure such a creature. The black Jade Goody would stick a blow for equality, proving that bitchiness and nastiness know no colour bar.

Now Charley is sat before the OK! interview board. Will she be able to go the final yard and be the new Jade? OK! says Charley is “smiling nervously”. She is looking “shell-shocked as though she has been crying for some time”.

We wish her ever success with this look. Carving a career

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