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Big Brother: Latest Betting Odds And Shanessa’s

by | 3rd, August 2007

big-brother-shanessa.jpg IS Shanessa really called Shanessa? Is anyone called Shanessa? Is it a Vanessa-Sheila combo. The head of Vanessa Feltz on the body of Brookside’s Sheila Grant. Or vice-versa.

Shanessa lacks the bitchiness of Charley. Rowing is not her thing. So she settles upon the second route to stardom by displaying her primary sexual characteristics.

But we don’t want to see them. Those breasts. Those legs. Those buttocks. Shanessa gives the housemates her lapdance. A shock to we who saw lapdancing as way to keep fit. Shanessa looks about as fit as Noel Edmonds in a nylon thong.

Says Shanessa: “I’ve worked as an escort, worked in a massage parlour and know a couple of porn stars.”

She invites us: “I think I need to be told to shut up.” But Charley is not there to tell her. Charley has been vote out. Viewers had enough of her vile behaviour.

So Shanessa goes on. And now

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