Keith Richards Did Snort His Dad

KEEF snorted his dear old dad not WITH cocaine but LIKE cocaine:

“The cocaine bit was rubbish (not true). I said I chopped him up like cocaine, not with. I’d opened his box up and said, ‘Jesus, I’ve got to do something with dad, y’know, plant the oak tree.’ “I pulled the lid off and out comes a bit of dad on the dining room table.

I’m going, ‘I can’t use the brush and dustpan for this’. So you just gotta like, put it together. What I found out is that ingesting your ancestors is a very respectable way of… y’know, he went down a treat”.


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Posted: 3rd, August 2007 | In: Twitterings Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink

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