Smell Yer Later, Kate Moss

A FEMALE celebrity without her own perfume is like Peter Stringfellow without a thong. (Pic: Beau Bo D’Or)

According to the Sun, who are expert in such things, Kate Moss, now free of pop fuckwit Pete Doherty, is to go head to head with Kylie Minogue, who has just released her own ‘Sweet Darling’ scent.

Moss’s new fragrance, entitled ‘Kate’, is expected to bring in a whopping £65million over the next couple of years. With top notes of basement studio and bottom notes of baby talc and sherbet dib-dab, all dressed in a bottle shaped to look like an elongated finger nail, Kate will be an explosive hit.

One wonders how much Doherty’s odour would make? And if punters would buy something they could create themselves?

Anorak’s branding exercise can be seen in picture form…

Opium and Charlie are available from branches of Boots and Matt ‘the Talc’ Urban Solutions..

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