
The Death Of Princess Diana Roadshow
FLICK your Princess Diana Commemorative Candle In The Wind Lighters in an excited manner. The Express leads with the headline that promises much: “DIANA: the biggest ever insult to her memory.”
Because the story is interned on Page 9, we have time to speculate on what this insult could be. Diana was a fun person, so let’s have some sport with it. It’s what she would have wanted.
Is the biggest insult?
a) Princess Diana – The Concert 2. Jerry Sadowitz tells a joke about Diana putting her hair in a bun and her **** in a toaster
b) The Princess Diana Stair Bungee- “have fun as you plummet down the Royal flight again and again and again”
c) Paul Burrell
The answer is… The biggest insult is that the Duchess Of Cornwall is to attend the memorial service for Princess Diana. Prince Charles has ordered it and so it must be.
The Diana: A Decade Of Death season will arrive at the Guards Chapel at Wellington Barracks in Birdcage Walk, London, on August 31.
Yes, this is the venue where Camilla married her first husband Andrew Parker Bowles.
Emotions will be running high as memories are triggered. The Express says Camilla risks being “Public Enemy Number One”. She will be seen by some as a “hypocrite”.
“Is Camilla insulting the memory of Diana?” asks the Express. Readers are invited to respond “YES” or “NO” via two phone numbers.
If Diana’s dignity is to be maintained, the Express will rise to the challenge. And it will rise alone…
Vote now and vote often…
For those of you who missed it - this is how to praise Diana:
Posted: 8th, August 2007 | In: Princess Diana Inquest Comments (8) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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August 8th, 2007 at 4:06 pm
absolutely Danny.
However, the Express do it because they discovered that when Diana is on the front page their sales double! All the crazy Diana-ophiles rush out to check out the latest words from ’sources close to Mr Al-Fayed’.
It bothers me when I see the front page split between Diana and Madeleine McCann.
The Express never misses a trick when it comes to coralling ‘grief-stricken’ potential readers.
August 8th, 2007 at 3:48 pm
The express have been making millions off the back of Diana for the last 10 years.
She is on the front page every day FFS.
August 8th, 2007 at 12:56 pm
Anorak
Is your remark supposed to be funny?
August 8th, 2007 at 12:56 pm
Well done! sounds just like the Al-Fayed EXPRESS train rumbling along and along and along and along…….. as it does!
August 8th, 2007 at 12:36 pm
Moderation - Diana… have an affair…you people make me sick!!!
August 8th, 2007 at 12:22 pm
Charles was not allowed to marry Camilla because she was not a pure unsullied virgin. Charles and Diana’s marriage was doomed from the start and would never have happened if he had not been Prince of Wales.
Diana was no saint. She had extra marital affairs also. Long after her divorce from Charles, Diana died in a road accident. This was nothing whatever to do with Camilla, or indeed Charles.
Princes William and Harry have also made it plain that they wish Camilla to be at the service. Apparently they are fond of her. Harry once said that they both “love her to bits” If that is so then there should be no further argument.
The wishes of the family, who are still alive, are more important than the imagined slight to someone who is dead; despite the sound and fury of the Express and its misguided readers.
It is appropriate and desirable for Camilla to attend the service. I am sure she will have the courage to ignore the ignorant criticism.
August 8th, 2007 at 11:35 am
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August 8th, 2007 at 11:21 am
I’ve often wondered what would have happened if Charles had originally married Camilla and then had an affair with Diana?
and then Camilla had been killed?
Tens year on then what?
None of this ongoing nonsense thats for sure!!