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Kerry Katona’s Gone Round The Back Of Tesco’s

by | 12th, August 2007

kerry-iceland.jpg “OFF HER HEAD AND ON MY BED,” runs the News of the World’s headline.

The “HER” is Kerry Katona. The “BED” belongs to drugs dealer Leighton Ogden.

Says the NOTW: “Ogden’s first sexual encounter with Kerry had happened four months earlier, shortly after her engagement to Croft—behind a Tesco in Warrington last Valentine’s Day.”

What can we make of this? It’s career suicide for Kerry, known to millions of own-brand ketchup-eating mums as the face of Iceland supermarket.

News that she had coitus behind a rival’s store will not go down well. Although the clear and present dangers of exposing tender parts by a store specialising in frozen goods cannot be over-egged. “Mum’s gone to Iceland,” says Kerry as she offers us a “boozy brownie” and she’s gone equipped with a thermal G-string and pre-warmed chest.

Says Ogden: “Kerry dragged me round the back of the supermarket. She was kissing me really passionately and ripping off my clothes. It was all a bit of a blur.” (Every little helps.)

A few months later and Kerry is back at Ogden’s flat. Kerry was engaged and pregnant. Ogden confides in us: “It was the early stages of her pregnancy but I’m definitely not the father.

“Although Kerry

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