Big Brother’s Amy Alexandra Hits The Tops
AMY Alexandra has realised her dream. She is on Page 3 of the Star.
The paper says Amy is a “brianbox” with three A-levels and 10 GCSEs. Since the average haul is now seven A-levels and 39 GCSEs, we beg to differ.
But Amy is upbeat. “I wasn’t too bad at school,” says she. “I did all my work and kept mostly out of trouble, although I did have a bit of fun along the way.”
And now all that study has paid off as Amy is handed her official Star bra and knickers and then, as custom dictates, invited to return the top.
No more “promotional work” for Amy, standing at a conference centre picking the thong out of her backside and “making love” to car parts. She’s made it!
Posted: 15th, August 2007 | In: Big Brother TV Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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August 18th, 2007 at 9:43 am
[...] of fun along the way.” And now all that study has paid off as Amy is handed her official Star bra and knickers and then, as custom dictates, invited to return the top. No more “promotional work” for Amy, [...]
August 15th, 2007 at 2:45 pm
Chris - she’d eat you alive (you might enjoy it)
August 15th, 2007 at 1:26 pm
Well compared to the Star’s other fave, Ms Danielle Lloyd, Amy is a real “brainbox”, but then again the same could be said for my wooden front gate!! If Amy keeps Lloyd out of the papers she will do for me! In fact I think Amy is very nice looking!