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Blondes Pass A-Levels In Record Numbers: A-Grade Melanie Slade

by | 17th, August 2007

blondes.jpg THIS season’s A-level results are in and the papers can confirm that yes! blonde girls have passed the tests in record numbers.

The first blonde is Mel Slade, formerly known as Melanie Slade and still known as the lover to Arsenal’s wonderkid Theo Walcott.

Mel completed an A-level in “critical thinking” last year. She tells the Mirror: “I did find them really hard and I had a lot of distractions over the last two years so I’m really pleased.”

Mel has B grades in psychology and maths and a C in biology. Some figures, readers. Phwoar!

And Mel is not alone. The Mail shows two blonde pupils from Withington Girls School, Manchester, embracing as they realise school is over and they a can enter the real world of adult education and student debt. Hurrah!

Good news for gingers too, as the Mail says Princess Beatrice has achieved an A in drama and Bs in history and film studies.

But blondes lead the way.

And the Times features blonde twins on its front page. It’s not Samanda from Big Brother, but Jenny and Lisa Pickett.

The 18-year-old

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