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Desperate Dwarf Dan Blackner’s Little Fella Gets Hoovered Up

by | 21st, August 2007

henry.jpg MEET “dopey dwarf” Dan Blackner. And Henry.

Dan and Henry are close. Both feature in the act Captain Dan, The Demon Dwarf. You can catch the show at Edinburgh’s Circus of Horrors.

But not tonight. Because tonight Dan is in the recovery position after a rehearsal for his act went badly awry.

Dan’s act involves him inserting his penis into the vacuum cleaner (Henry) and towing it about the stage.

We join the action as Dan is making his preparations. Dan notices a crack in Henry’s pipe. He repairs it with glue. Strong glue. And after 20 seconds, Dan inserts his penis and discovers that he can become at one with his act. Not since the halcyon days of Leonard, aka

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