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Mitt Romney Supporter Senator Larry Craig’s Toilet Two-Step

by | 28th, August 2007

larry-craig.jpg IT could happen to anyone. You enter a public toilet. You see a closed toilet stall door. Is it occupied? Or has someone thoughtfully pulled the door behind them? You peek through the crack. Nope. It’s busy. You’ll take the stall next door.

As you sit down you remember a tune that was playing on the car stereo in the morning. You tap your foot a few times. And in your reverie your foot slips and brushes the shoe of the person in the neighboring stall.

An innocent chain of events.

But not to the undercover cop attached to the shoe in the adjoining stall. Police Sgt. Dave Karsnia nabs you for soliciting sex in a men’s room at Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport. You! Senator Larry Craig. A 62-year-old Republican with a wife and a conservative reputation that includes opposition to gay marriage.

You’re innocent of course. 100 percent innocent. But we don’t want this little incident to muddy your career or the presidential ambitions of Mitt Romney, on whose campaign you are currently working.

So you plead guilty to misdemeanor disorderly conduct without admitting any form of homosexual activity, note and next thing you know, the whole world seems to think you’re gay.

Obviously, you made a big mistake. Not the toilet incident,

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