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Princess Diana Was Buried Alive: The Pallbearer’s Tale

WAS Diana buried alive?

We only ask because of the Sun’s front page: “I BURIED DIANA: Pallbearer tells of moment Diana said goodbye.”

Or shouted, more like – those royal coffins are made of pretty thick wood.

But it is we who are being thick. The headline is, of course, suggesting nothing of the sort.

You can understand our confusion, though. We have, after all, spent the past decade reading the Daily Express every day, which means that we have absorbed at least two thousand articles speculating about the true circumstances of the princess’s death.

Today, THE WORLD’S GREATEST NEWSPAPER is at it once more. There on the front page, under the now customary Madeleine McCann story, is the traditional Di murder speculation.

So once again we have the tale of the playboy, his lover, and the Fiat Uno driver. And Jean Claude Mules, the French police officer who ran the initial investigation, reckons the driver dun it.

But the details are neither here nor there. What matters is belief. The crux of the feature lies not in the story itself, which has been lovingly constructed over the flimsy frame of a few quotes.

It lies in a small box headed: “Do you believe that Diana was murdered”

Underneath are phone and text numbers for “Yes” and “No”.

Having reconsidered the Sun’s front page after inhaling deeply of the Express’s noxious fumes, we reckon the answer is probably “yes” – and that undertaker has some serious explaining to do.

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Posted: 31st, August 2007 | In: Princess Diana Inquest Comments (14) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink

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kayla thomason says:
November 7th, 2007 at 8:56 pm

hi all i would like to know is what where princess Dianas hobbies and did she have a pet? if someone could anwser that for me i would reall appreciate it?

Sencerally Kayla

Moderation says:
September 5th, 2007 at 7:54 pm

One naturally takes tea at the Ritz!!

JuneJohnson says:
September 2nd, 2007 at 6:09 pm

Well be a good girl Moderation and blow all your dosh, where are you having afternoon tea?

Moderation says:
September 2nd, 2007 at 5:54 pm

You’re right Mods and Admin. I think many posts are skimmed and certain bits picked out!

Well I’m off to London on Tuesday for a business lunch (ha ha) so will personally investigate the top floor of Harvey Nicks though I think you are wrong.
I think Diana and Dodi are alive and well and frozen in time on the escalaltor in Harrods.
At closing time Al-F claps his hands and the glorious statues come alive and dance, dance, dance! (allegedly!!)

Anorak says:
September 2nd, 2007 at 4:05 pm

Erased opinions?

Pat says:
September 2nd, 2007 at 11:05 am

People should be waking up in the UK?

Moderation leave me a post when you will be here live?

Pat says:
September 2nd, 2007 at 11:03 am

Hey Moderation I have a thought for you. When will you be back live?

Moderation says:
September 2nd, 2007 at 9:09 am

Pat, I’m nothing to do with the moderators or Anorak. Just a silly name I chose without thinking.
Must do something about it before Anorak get miffed!!

It’s meant to mean ‘of moderate views’……

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Mods and Admin

You can keep your name as it stands, people will get muddled otherwise.
Not miffed, do get irritated about having to repeat ourselves though, the spam/links thing being the main case in point. And we have explained the libel liability at length, but clearly people do not read things like that, but its there anyway. Personal responsibility certainly doesn’t come high on some peoples agendas anyway, does it?
But there are changes in the pipeline, then people will have to grasp certain facts before they can post

Pat says:
September 1st, 2007 at 7:52 pm

Hello, I didn’t know you could have your opinion erased? Is that right Moderation?

Pat says:
September 1st, 2007 at 7:49 pm

This is strange too!