Chelsea’s Roman Abramovich Does Not See The Light
THEY say he sleeps upside down with his head in pot of molten gold.
They say his London home is powered by 2,000 eunuchs chewing on white tigers’ testicles.
They say Roman Abramovich did enter the Andrew Martin shop in Walton Street, South Kensington and try to buy a lamp.
He offered his polonium credit card. And it was declined. A witness, says the Times, saw all. They say Abramovich was “very polite about it”.
They say rivers started to run backwards and Britain’s richest man did walk on his hands in circles.
So they say…
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September 4th, 2007 at 5:47 pm
Well, it’s good to see he can be treated like an ordinary mortal.
But… I suspect his vengance will be of biblical proportions!
He’ll probably buy the shop with some spare cash he found in the pocket of his peasant flogging jacket and send the employee who refused him off on a ‘retraining’ course in Murmansk in january.
That’ll teach them!