Britney Spears Forced To Wear The Pants

A CAUTIONARY tale for Britney Spears as the Star brings news that 70 per cent of men are turned off by women with no underwear.

Britney should wear pants, and to maximize impact she, or her stylist, should ensure that they are black, followed by pink, white a navy blue.

Britney may care to wear all four colours as well as her signature orange at once and add a sense of mystique to her jaded act.

And Britney is as tired as she is emotional. As the Sun reports in “Britney barmy barnet barney”, Spears was so unhappy with her hair for her recent MTV showing that she was handed prescription drugs to calm down.

A source says: “Britney took enough to floor an elephant. They calmed her down - but were clearly too effective.”

Next time Britney may be forced to take still more drastic action and shave her hair or wear a wig.

It is clear that Spears needs help. But, as the Star reports, she is finding it hard to come by.

The paper reports that “troubled “Britney is fining it tricky to secure a nanny because of her “sleazy lesbian lust”.

If anyone is to leer at the help it should be the man of the house. But with K-Ferret estranged, Britney is being forced to play the role of bother mom and pop.

It is she who must wear the pants…

Anorak

Posted: 13th, September 2007 | In: Britney Spears, Celebrities Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink