Brand McCann: Buying Into Madeleine McCann
FROM Paulo Reis in Portugal:
The brand name “Madeleine’s Fund: Leaving No Stone Unturned” will be a commercial brand, protected by law, soon. The managers of the campaign to find Madeleine have applied with the European Community Trademark Registration to protect the name “Madeleine’s Fund: Leaving No Stone Unturned”. The request filled also asks for that trademark to be registered for social services providers and advising in cases of missing children. The registration of Madeleine’s trademark was requested on May 18, fifteen days after Madeleine McCann disappeared from her room, at the Ocean Club resort, in Praia da Luz, Algarve.
What will be sold in the shop? The Maddy Catty?
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September 16th, 2007 at 6:53 am
How slow are you guys with the news?
Shares are floating on the stock market Monday morning! Don’t you know Anything??? I’m buying £1000’s just to be sure. They represent a great investment. Better than… errrmmmm..
Never mind that, just buy those “leaving no evidence behind” shares!! ah no, that’s the 3rd fund, floating in a couple of weeks, ignore that for now!
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Allegedly
September 16th, 2007 at 6:38 am
What are you lot on about? HOW slow are you lot!!?
Don’t any of you know that “Leaving no stone unturned” shares are flaoting on the Stock Market on Monday morning? Yeah it’s true.
I’m buying £1000’s Worth just to be sure. It’s a much better investment than errrrmmmm ………..Never mind that, Just buy them. And remember “leaving no evidence behind”Oh no, that’s the third fund Floatation which doesnt happen for another week or so. Ignore that part.
“Leaving no stone unturned”…Yeah that’s the one. unless it’s the stone with Gerry and Kate written on it, we don’t like that. We want to crawl back under that one. Well, after we’ve done another glitzy interview. or 3.
Please buy, and give generously. And remember our motto:
“If anyone can, the McCann’s can”
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Allegedly
September 16th, 2007 at 5:59 am
It just shows you. Doctors, even religeous ones are just as likely to be bad parents as anyone. This educated? couple obviously are not cut out to be custodians of any form of life. Please will someone hurry up and remove the other two kids. Not likely to be harmed at the moment with all the attention. But why take the risk.
Horrid reflections on them is not because of the girls dissappearance it is what what they did to all three kids before they sounded the alarm.
Drug ‘em up and lets go on the piss. Unthinkable by 99.99% (at a guess) of all parents.And yet people feel sorry for them, defend them, give them money, it’s a sad inditement on the world at large.
Personally I think a few heads will roll. A few misguided but loyal friends wil go down with them. But then again they all might get away with it and……….they can go to confession and all will be ok. Makes my skin crawl.
September 16th, 2007 at 5:44 am
I believe when the McCanns stated that the idea that Kate accidentally killed her daughter (and then with all the talk of the DNA / body fluids) was ludicrous, that meant anything having to do with any of it was ludicrous… the police are trying to get them to confess. They know this and they probably do not believe anythung the police are telling them about the trunk of the car, etc… which is why they haven’t asked about it. I believe they think it’s irrelevant and untrue.
“The only things that are certain, the children were left alone , and one is missing”
It is addictive to go back and forth with others here to try to come up with something - anything - that might bring this child out, alive and well.
The hope that she is stowed away somewhere, maybe at the church by someone trying to teach the McCann’s a lesson for leaving her alone… something.
Like I have posted before, The McCann’s moved from their vacation villa where Madeleine vanished. When they left, they had to take her belongings everywhere they went. Belongings that contained Madeleine’s DNA/body fluids.
Luggage would be put into their trunk. Luggage that contained Madeleine’s belongings/ Madeleine’s scent.
They keep talking of blood in the apartment. Well an overdoes of sleeping pills doesn’t make you bleed. The PJ need to decide which crime they want and stick to it…They know there are doubts in what they are trying to accomplish which is why they are now saying they can’t charge the McCanns because there simply isnt enough evidence to do so.
Maybe they decided to back off the McCanns a little when the McCanns just announced there new campaign.
These are the things I hold on to. It gives hope that this adorable precious little girl is still with us.
September 16th, 2007 at 4:09 am
If the McCanns were informed about the dog study, scent of dead body in various place, etc. why they didn’t at least consider who might have killed Madeleine and taken her body away if they are unaware of an accident. Okay, in theory considering the dog study, wouldn’t the McCanns question what could have happened to Madeleine, in that respect, if they are unaware of an accident although they would prefer to believe she is alive. My guess is, with all of that information, including hope of a live child, wouldn’t consideration be given to how could she have died and been taken away? That would at least appear part of what would be considered by innocent parents? Just a guess.
September 16th, 2007 at 2:09 am
You know I heard this before from a different reporter’s article (American I think) and didn’t want to believe it. Reading it again from another non-Brit journalist I cannot imagine why it has not been reported by the British press if they are really doing their jobs with integrity? Especially considering they (UK media) have much closer ties to the McCanns, Tapas 7-8-9, UK legal contacts, the chairperson’s of the Madeleine Fund etc….
Very disturbing to see this dubious timing of this reuqest.
I know this is a humor site but I seriously ask with pained heart:
They never did care about finding her did they?
September 16th, 2007 at 12:47 am
I keep on asking - when will the Mccann parents be charged with neglecting their children? Fancy leaving three under-4 children alone in the bedroom while parents are feasting and drinking hundreds of metres away in a bar? Unbelievable. Such people should be sterilized so they have no more children.
September 16th, 2007 at 12:22 am
I have applied with the European Community Trademark Registration to protect the name “The 3rd Fund : Leaving No Evidence Behind”
Infact did that 2 days ago
Please give generously.
September 15th, 2007 at 10:26 pm
Unbelievable. Watch out Posh and Becks. Capitalising on their own daughter’s disappearance! When will this end?
September 15th, 2007 at 9:42 pm
ALL OF U PEOPLE SHOULD BE PUT AGAINST A WALL AND SHOT THE WAY U HAVE NO RESPECT FOR THISLITTLE BABYAND HER FAMILY SHAME ON ALL OFU THAT SPEAK BAD OF THE MCCANNS
September 15th, 2007 at 8:47 pm
“What will be sold in the shop? The Maddy Catty?”
Maybe McMind-altering drugs? How about Magic McMushrooms, which you can nibble on until you reach an altered-enough mindset to accept the McSpin as gospel?
And the very large caterpillar in Alice in Wonderland would become the very large real-life Auntie Phildo, the new gatekeeper to the McCann’s surreal world of make believe.
September 15th, 2007 at 8:26 pm
Certainly not the behaviour of normal parents.