Prince Harry Fights The War On Terror In Leeds

PRINCE Harry never did make it to Iraq.

The plan to send Harry to the frontline and equip our finest boys and girls with red frightwigs - so seducing the reward-eager enemy from their foxholes and making them more easy to slaughter - never materialised. Read the plan here.

And so it is that the Army remains bogged down in Iraq and Afghansitan. And Harry is eating spaghetti bolognese in Leeds.

But now a report in the News of the World that if Harry will not go to the War on Terror, the War on Terror will go to Harry.

As the paper notes, Chelsy Davy, Harry’s blonde, is studying for a law degree at Leeds University.

She is residing in a £55-a-week student home. Chelsy is sharing with three “pals” in “the rundown” Hyde Park area.

And as the paper says: “Two years ago cops swooped on a nearby property following the 7/7 London terror attacks.”

Can this be it? Is it no mere chance that Harry has been despatched to the provinces?

How long before the people of Leeds are all sporting red wigs and with the rallying cry “I am Harry”, sparing Leeds from the grasping hand of Muslim extremism?

Anorak

Posted: 30th, September 2007 | In: Chelsy Davy, Prince Harry, Royal Family, Tabloids, War On Terror Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink