Danielle Lloyd Bends Over And Invites Trouble
DANIELLE Lloyd is on all fours on the Star’s front page. And she ever reason to be wary. As the headline announces: “Dani’s new bloke is mad for her undies.”
A fetishism suggests itself. All the more so when we learn that the Big Brother star emeritus’s new man is a dog. And not just any dog but a Pomeranian called Trouble.
No kidding.
What consenting adults get up to behind closed doors defies our judgement but this news invites Trouble, which is something Dani appear to be encouraging, given her pose which the Anorak postboy informs us is “doggy-style”.
“At first Trouble was so good and timid that I thought I might have to change his name,” says Danielle. “But now he’s into everything. He got to my red bra and knickers set the other day.”
The cad!
“I couldn’t stay cross with him though, he’s just so incredibly cute.”
And hairy…
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November 19th, 2007 at 8:41 pm
Chris, you only think she’s a slapper cos you cant have her
October 2nd, 2007 at 12:41 am
Yeah, a genuine slapper
October 1st, 2007 at 2:53 pm
She’s very genuine
October 1st, 2007 at 2:02 pm
Does this prove that any male can get into Slapper Lloyd’s knickers? Isn’t it about time the Star stopped printing “stories” about this slapper? YES!!!