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Britney Spears Loses Children: She Too Is Lost

by | 2nd, October 2007

“BRITNEY LOSES KIDS,” announces the Sun’s front page. And we fear it has happened again.

“Britney loses her children,” says the Mirror, and we know that it has.

But the panic does not last for long as the Sun tells us that the children have been found and are now in the “physical custody” of Britney Spears’ ex-husband Kevin Federline.

Federline, aka The Rapping Rodent, aka K-Ferret, is now legally allowed to raise sons Sean Preston and Jayden James, to construct them in his own image.

Many will have to put their concerns to one side, dismiss thoughts of the little lambs being at large dressed in white vests and pointed beards, because, as a source says: “We are all fearing for Britney and this will be the final

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