Britney Spears Does Frappuccino: Lily Allen Empathises
BRITNEY Spears has gone for a frappuccino.
In years to come, Anorak will be invited to nod its head on TV’s I Love The Noughties show and explain to the masses A) Who Britney Spears was and B) what a frappuccino is and what role it played in the life of A.
It won’t be easy. But on hand to help will be the son or daughter of a celebrity reminiscing about how mum used to take them to Starbucks after school, and get TWO granola breakfast muffins for a fiver! And we will be joined by Lilly Allen.
Ms Allen knows much about Spears, at least enough to tell the Mirror that her “heart goes out to her. I feel that she must be in a tough place right now. It’s really upsetting.”
That tough place is, as we have seen, a frappuccino outlet. And, indeed, it is nothing if it is not upsetting.
And Lilly has been there and done that. “I was 19 when I started doing this, so I can’t imagine what it muse be like for her,” says she.
Indeed, doing frappuccino is not something to be taken lightly, and to our mind Lilly took risks but was of legal age. And survived.
“I can’t imagine what it must be like for her. She must feel like: ‘God I need to get away.’”
I need to get a blend of ice and a mix constituted of coffee, water, milk, and various syrups…
Posted: 5th, October 2007 | In: Britney Spears, Celebrities, Lily Allen, Tabloids Comments (6) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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October 10th, 2007 at 11:48 am
[...] LAST week we brought to you notice of Troubled Britney Spears’ penchant for doing “frappucchino”. [...]
October 7th, 2007 at 7:56 pm
Britney needs a change of direction. Perhaps she could lose a leg in tragic circumstances, get lots of sympathy then marry a famous rich person….
October 7th, 2007 at 6:49 am
Cuddle cat’s been bleached I see
October 6th, 2007 at 11:21 am
Mr Softy - with a flake?
October 6th, 2007 at 8:05 am
Watch out for the mocha Frappuccino as you will become addicted to them and they will take between $200 -$400 out of your monthly budgets …. You have been warned . On the other hand look to invest in SBUX they have an addictive product coffee and chocolate.
October 6th, 2007 at 5:58 am
I love Britney’s Maltese doggie. He’s a cootie pie. Like a little bunny rabbit. All white and soft - a fur baby full of love. Love is what Britney needs now. She’s a poor little girl trapped in a celebrity body and lifestyle. She yearns for the days of yesteryear when it was the Mickey Mouse Club and Justin Timberlake that she had to protect her. Now it’s her little Maltese ……does he/she even have a name? I think she should call him Bunny Foo Foo:
Little Bunny Foo Foo,
Hopping through the forest
Scooping up the field mice
And boppin’ ‘em on the head