Princess Anne Helicopter Malfunction: We Demand An Inquest Now
PRINCESS ANNE has been involved in a helicopter malfunction. And it is time the rumours were either “dispelled or substantiated”.
The princess was on her way to Wrexham. BBC dispatches inform us that she was to perform the “official opening of a kitchen and bar equipment company which moved its headquarters to Wrexham Industrial Estate last year”.
And while our inclination is to applaud Anne’s commitment to the Welsh catering industry, we demand the truth.
Why was Anne onboard that helicopter? Was the pilot drunk, depressed or French? Is Anne pregnant?
Or was it an assisination attempt, part of a ruthless plot to rid us and the Church of England of godless divocees?
“A spokesman for Buckingham Palace said the fire service was called as a precaution.”
Against what?
Did she plan to fly over Prince Charles’ Islamic Garden? We demand an inquest.
Now!
Posted: 8th, October 2007 | In: Royal Family Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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October 8th, 2007 at 10:26 pm
Why was Anne on board that helicopter?
Princess of Wales is dead so couldn’t make it to Wrexham. We all know how important it is to have Royalty open up your low-end spectrum industrial unit in an economically depressed area. Yeah, it happens all the time.
Free Wales Army has not claimed responsibility for this incident, or Diana’s mysterious crash but the message is clear. Keep away from Wales Royalty
October 8th, 2007 at 9:38 pm
Didn’t buy it from Colin McRae, did she?
October 8th, 2007 at 7:34 pm
choppers away