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Princess Anne Helicopter Malfunction: We Demand An Inquest Now

by | 8th, October 2007

PRINCESS ANNE has been involved in a helicopter malfunction. And it is time the rumours were either “dispelled or substantiated”.

The princess was on her way to Wrexham. BBC dispatches inform us that she was to perform the “official opening of a kitchen and bar equipment company which moved its headquarters to Wrexham Industrial Estate last year”.

And while our inclination is to applaud Anne’s commitment to the Welsh catering industry, we demand the truth.

Why was Anne onboard that helicopter? Was the pilot drunk, depressed or French? Is Anne pregnant?

Or was it an assisination attempt, part of a ruthless plot to rid us and the Church of England of godless divocees?

“A spokesman for Buckingham Palace said the fire service was called as a precaution.”

Against what?

Did she plan to fly over Prince Charles’ Islamic Garden? We demand an inquest.

Now!



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