Bedfordshire Police Force Suspected Of Portuguese Links
IT’S off to Bedfordshire for the country’s criminals as the local police force is voted the worst in the land.
As the Telegraph reports, the survey by Her Majesty’s Inspectorate of Constabulary employed seven forensic criteria, including “tackling crime”; “local priorities”; “resources and efficiency”; and satisfaction and fairness”.
The chief inspector of constabulary, Sir Ronnie Flanagan, says: “Bedfordshire has issues.”
As such, Bedfordshire should attend a group meeting and expose itself in a therapeutic arena. The remedy will be holistic.
Bedfordshire’s chief constable, Gillian Parker, says: “I am disappointed with this report and puzzled by some of the headline results that in no way reflect the hard work that has been done”.
Indeed. The survey omits as much as it embraces and we wonder how many of Bedfordshire’s police complement are of Portuguese extraction.
If we have learnt one thing about policing from reading this nation’s press, it is that Portuguese police are inherently useless and contaminate crime scenes from the Algarve to Bedford and beyond with coffee stains and bits of cake…
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June 6th, 2008 at 6:15 pm
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brian Says:
June 6th, 2008 at 5:31 pm e
So were you accused of stealing the teeth implants?
Did the police knock them out whilst interviewing you?
For pity’s sake, what is the relevance of your teeth - I shall be awake all night worrying about this!
June 6th, 2008 at 5:31 pm
I was arrested for a serious offence - in fact it was described as heinious by the DC - Yet it took a week to arrest me - when they knew my name/address etc from the start. So they were quite happy to let a “dangerous” criminal walk the street.
So yes they are bloody useless and thier officers are rude and arrogant. -When I told my solictior that - her words were “I agree” - which must say something
As it turned out - it was a FALSE allegation made against me - which they aknowledged the next day but as the “thing” who made up this wicked pack of lies still maintains it happened - they have to investigate - again at this they are totally useless.
It has taken 6 weeks to arrange teeth implants to be done - and another 6 weeks for the results to come through! - They obviously cant be bothered to check my PC or Phone as they have had them for 10 weeks now. - I would not have minded so much but they called it heinious - not me. Just they don’t seem to be backing it up.
November 6th, 2007 at 4:34 pm
How useless are the Portugese police….totally…If they had got it right in the first place the way British police would have done, then Madeleine might well have been found ,unharmed and very much alive in a very short time…..I am sure ….They have messed things up from the start,and took the easy way out ,by blaming/accusing the McCanns to cover up their TOTALLY useless approach,USELESS officers and TOTAL inability to conduct a proper investigation….and then blamed everyone ,The British Police, included ,for their own stupidity and inability and even convinced some Britsh Police that they the Portugese were right…They the Portugese screwed up big time at the expense ,Possibly , of Madeleines life….The Bastards….they should be sued….the useless bastards….They should remove the McCanns from their suspect list immediately…and pay huge compensation for Everything they screwed up on ie finding and saving Maddy from anything and everything she has suffered….What a bunch of USELESS>>>>>>I dare not say….
October 11th, 2007 at 2:24 pm
If Portuguese police are so useless as your article suggests - can you please explain the lower crime rate in Portugal? The death of an innocent Brazilian on London’s underground - an example of good police work in Britain? Look at your deficiencies before your criticize ours.
October 10th, 2007 at 10:17 pm
All Criminals now flock to Bedfordshire. Form an orderly queue please.
October 10th, 2007 at 8:01 pm
Can’t we talk about it?
October 10th, 2007 at 6:44 pm
““Bedfordshire has issues.”
It’s called incompetence!