
Situation Vacant: Britney Spears Does Frappuccino Again And Looks For Work
LAST week we brought you notice of Troubled Britney Spears’ penchant for doing “frappucchino”.
And now the Mirror and Star both report that Troubled Spears is getting wasted on the brew, spilling the concoction down her dress.
And what is that but a waste?
“Oops,” says the Mirror. “I spilled it again.”
Following the news that Britney Spears had inquired about becoming a bartender at the Viceroy hotel, this is another savage blow to her ambitions. But as reported, one day later, Extra TV claimed TMZ’s Bartendin’ Britney story was bogus.
Meanwhile, Holy Candy was busy preparing this comprehensive Britney Spears resume.
And the Mirror is looking at the stains to her reputation, and to her dress…
Posted: 10th, October 2007 | In: Britney Spears, Celebrities Comments (5) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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October 11th, 2007 at 7:22 am
Poor poor pitiful Britney……she earns $750K every month - and can’t get her shit together? Gimme a break. She’s not only an idiot - she’s getting to be a fat idiot on top of it.
She lost her kids, her figure, her career, her attorney, her agent, but worst of all………or maybe it’s best of all…………she lost her mind!!!!!
The only thing that’s going to fix her up is to become a born again Christian - mark my words this is the way it’s all going to end. She’ll find Jesus and run around preaching to everyone who will listen, start singing soulful ballads ………who knows, maybe she’ll become friends with Jessica Simpson - the sqeaky clean trailer park Southern Belle. They do have so much in common - neither one can sing and they both like to wear minimal clothing. And their track records with attracting free loading and even less talented mates is uncanny.
October 10th, 2007 at 11:38 pm
Anorak, you monster. I have this painting hanging in my dining room (sans Britney.) Now you’ve ruined it forever.
heh.
October 10th, 2007 at 10:13 pm
I far prefer Tea
October 10th, 2007 at 3:02 pm
we have all realised…
October 10th, 2007 at 1:53 pm
See, she doesn’t look “fat” with clothes on. If only she donned that corset the stylist had for her at the VMAs…
I thought there was some weird, yoda-ish, flesh salivating person reflected in the mirror, along with other weird people…until I realized.