MICHAEL Buerk should cover Amy Winehouse’s nights out.
It was BBC man Buerk’s lot to journey to Ethiopia and beam back pictures of the starving and the displaced. It was painful viewing.
And the Star lacks Buerk’s gravitas, although it makes a decent fist of showing Winehouse on a night out with less-than-weighty Ashley and Mary-Kate Olsen.
And there’s Amy’s husband Blake Fielder–Civil, a man who sounds like a provincial solicitor practice and dressed in grey blazer, black jeans and beige Burberry raincoat looks not unlike a provincial solicitor.
The Star reports that he “did the chivalrous thing” and escorted skinny model Lily Cole home after a night out. Or as the Mirror puts it: “HEARTBREAKER – Amy’s man storms off with top model.”
Amy has flown into a “jealous rage”. She and Blake have engaged in a “massive bust-up”. They are locked in a toilet cubicle at London’s Harvey Nichols department store. They are “screaming at each other”.
“People waiting to use the loos were just standing there open-mouthed”, says the Star. (Well, when you’ve got to go…)
Anyone wishing to enlarge upon this story is invited to do so with some urgency…
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October 11th, 2007 at 10:51 pm
That was much easier than ear/arm man…
October 11th, 2007 at 10:43 pm
He tried to make me confab
I say, no! no! no!
Yes I can yack, but not among such a pack
Why won’t they just go (leave), go (do their business), go (just leave)?
This is why I’ll never have a music career, that along with being tone deaf and not opting for orange glow, or an extension to any part of my body (hair, nails, etc.). My poor career options!
October 11th, 2007 at 9:34 pm
She’s too conservative
October 11th, 2007 at 7:28 pm
Ah yes, I can see this all ending in a frenzy of violence or overdosing.
Oddly, I dont care. I usually have some measure of compassion for my fellow humans but it’s hard to summon any up for these two.
October 11th, 2007 at 6:35 pm
It’s the EastEnders factor - find a crowded place and have a secret conversation…
October 11th, 2007 at 5:30 pm
“Amy has flown into a “jealous rage”. She and Blake have engaged in a “massive bust-up”. They are locked in a toilet cubicle at London’s Harvey Nichols department store. They are “screaming at each other”.
“People waiting to use the loos were just standing there open-mouthed”, says the Star. (Well, when you’ve got to go…)”
Maybe she was just mad that he flushed her Q Award down the toilet? Surely Harvey Nichols has some private dressing rooms, etc. for celebrities to scream at one another in?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=486755&in_page_id=1773&ICO=TV_SHOWBIZ&ICL=TOPART
(Her Q award was found in a bar’s toilet)