Kate Middleton Shoots For The Hip
KATE Middleton, gelfriend to Prince William, is wearing a trouser suit in a green and black motif with matching knee boots.
The Mirror looks on. And it finds Kate hard to spot. No sooner has Kate Middleton pulled on the ensemble then everyone’s wearing it.
“THEY’RE ALL THE BLOODY SAME,” says the Mirror.
And: “There you were believing Kate Middleton was worlds apart from the arrogant royals she now mixes with.” Yeah, the millionaire’s daughter from Berkshire had us fooled.
“But with the crack of a rifle the 25-year-old’s image of an everyday girl who loves animals is blown away as she joins in a cruel stag hunt at Balmoral.” A so-called stalk.
Kate is said to work at “anti-fur fashion chain Jigsaw”. We have delved into the world of animal pelts and find that Stag do not have fur. And then the Stag Kate is shooting at is made of metal.
But, as the Mail reports, she remains under fire from the animal lobby.
A spokesperson for People for Ethical Treatment of Animals says: “It is abhorrent that she is engaging in blood sports. Kate is obviously trying to endear herself to the Royal Family, which is absolutely appalling.”
Indeed it is. Who’d be friends with them.
As such, PETA may well be tempted to approve the use of firearms against the Royals. But the Windsors are clad in so much protective fur that to shoot them would be an act of unimaginable cruelty.
For this reason, it may be that Kate’s fashion will have to change…
Posted: 15th, October 2007 | In: Kate Middleton, Royal Family Comments (15) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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March 7th, 2008 at 1:30 am
Kate Middleton is such a royal whore! It’s so obvious that she is gripping onto Prince William, his fame and his MONEY!
November 18th, 2007 at 11:24 am
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October 21st, 2007 at 10:07 am
Maybe they will come back as game.
October 16th, 2007 at 6:15 pm
Dalai Lama’s not from the Midwest I see.
October 16th, 2007 at 3:36 pm
Maybe she can kill the Stag in conspiracy?
October 16th, 2007 at 1:55 pm
Kate is a cruel, annoying twit! She’ll fit right in with the windsors!
Killing animals for sport, for pleasure, for adventures is a phenomenon which is at once disgusting and distressing. There is no justification in indulging in such acts of brutality.
–His Holiness the XIV Dalai Lama of Tibet
October 16th, 2007 at 2:31 am
Please donate all your old furs..as no one should buy a new fur…to PETA to cloth the homeless. Take the glam and trend out of a dead animals. No one should ever use, abuse any animals at any time. Please get more information from PETA about how you can stop more of these types of people that think animals can be used in such a horrific way. Be positive and always take action! Blessings in all your work!
October 16th, 2007 at 1:29 am
these bouch of losers need dead animals to look ‘chic’, my ass!!!
October 16th, 2007 at 1:09 am
THEY SUCK ALL SO…THEY CAN ONLY BURN IN HELL !
October 15th, 2007 at 11:32 pm
Well I like her outfit.
It’s sort of Doctor Shivaggio.
October 15th, 2007 at 9:04 pm
But you get to keep the meat
October 15th, 2007 at 7:35 pm
Crashing into them does cause a mess to the car, and the uninsured ncb…
October 15th, 2007 at 7:31 pm
Better is she were to run the deer over like everyone else in the countryside
October 15th, 2007 at 6:45 pm
I’m a veggie and anti foxhuntingwhich I have to admit is a different matter to the small annual cull of deer here in the UK. The hunters here are mainly humanitarian in their practice, which is more to be said than the abbatoir ‘humane’ practices for beef and other cattle. One bullet usually kills the deer, and they are checked that they have killed and not wounded to a slow painful death.
Bet the people condemning Kate’s activities enjoy a meat meal without any compunction?
October 15th, 2007 at 5:22 pm
You dont see PETA around here in the autumn. In Wisconsin deer hunting is almost a religious ritual for many people. In fact, lawsuits to limit the hunt have always failed so miserably that no one seems to bother with them anymore.
I’ve bagged a few myself, does this make me a monsterous animal hater?
No……… it makes me someone who likes venision.
(PETA.. People Eating Tasty Animals)