Junkies Hold A Mirror Up To Golfers
“HEROIN and crack cocaine addicts are being encouraged to play golf at taxpayers’ expense in a bid to beat drugs,” says the Express. A bevy of nodding heads are assembled to say “barking mad”, “It’s all wrong” and “Peter Allis was right”.
But we applaud the plan being played out in Hartlepool. If there is one thing more boring than a recovering drug addict telling you about his drugs high and lows it is a golfer. The initiative is nothing short of ground breaking and with any luck both golfers and junkies will empathise with one another.
They will then experience a collective catharsis and beg decent society for forgiveness…
Posted: 16th, October 2007 | In: Tabloids Comments (7) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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October 17th, 2007 at 12:09 pm
Wine is wine, I don’t bloody care about the crap last night that one glass a day is bad, with all the yuck in water thats bad, and the alcohol in wine renders it safe to drink.
Albert, or before 7.00 am for free round of golf… dogs used to love it too, and brought all the balls back which was a bit of a….
Andrew, what about the caffeine and tannin or is it earl gray?
October 17th, 2007 at 9:52 am
So to get free golf just becaome a crack addict!
October 17th, 2007 at 3:12 am
Come on June, don’t pretend Alcohol isn’t a drug! Anyway.. i’m on the hard stuff tonight. Tea
October 16th, 2007 at 10:38 pm
Who said no alcohol?
C’mon Paul ,be fair, the clubhouse is closer to my house than to the 11th to 17th tees, and the driving range is two minutes walk away
October 16th, 2007 at 7:59 pm
Not even Alcohol? How rude!
October 16th, 2007 at 3:31 pm
June - Tsk!
October 16th, 2007 at 12:05 pm
They don’t allow drugs at my 19th hole