Comments on: Twenty Steps To Not Being Fat: Porkers Banned From Going Upstairs http://www.anorak.co.uk/176957/tabloids/twenty-steps-to-not-being-fat-porkers-banned-from-going-upstairs.html Tabloid news for broadsheet readers Fri, 27 Nov 2009 02:53:01 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7.1 hourly 1 By: KenDoddsDadsDogsDead http://www.anorak.co.uk/176957/tabloids/twenty-steps-to-not-being-fat-porkers-banned-from-going-upstairs.html/comment-page-1#comment-83215 KenDoddsDadsDogsDead Wed, 17 Oct 2007 11:36:07 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/tabloids/176957.html#comment-83215 My mates family were real fat, I went for dinner once and you just would not believe the amount of food put in front of me. No wonder they were as fat as fuck. I remember seeing images of the jews in the Nazi concentration camps, they were all skinny as hell, there wasn't the odd fat bloke among them blaming his glands. Eat more calories than you burn each day and simple mathematics suggests that you will put weight on. Fat greedy bastards. My mates family were real fat, I went for dinner once and you just would not believe the amount of food put in front of me. No wonder they were as fat as fuck.

I remember seeing images of the jews in the Nazi concentration camps, they were all skinny as hell, there wasn’t the odd fat bloke among them blaming his glands.

Eat more calories than you burn each day and simple mathematics suggests that you will put weight on. Fat greedy bastards.

]]> By: The Real Stig http://www.anorak.co.uk/176957/tabloids/twenty-steps-to-not-being-fat-porkers-banned-from-going-upstairs.html/comment-page-1#comment-83085 The Real Stig Wed, 17 Oct 2007 08:43:22 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/tabloids/176957.html#comment-83085 I want them to explode and cover everything in gore - preferably Al. I want them to explode and cover everything in gore - preferably Al.

]]> By: Anorak http://www.anorak.co.uk/176957/tabloids/twenty-steps-to-not-being-fat-porkers-banned-from-going-upstairs.html/comment-page-1#comment-83056 Anorak Wed, 17 Oct 2007 08:21:32 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/tabloids/176957.html#comment-83056 Can you be too thin? Can you be too thin?

]]> By: Andrew http://www.anorak.co.uk/176957/tabloids/twenty-steps-to-not-being-fat-porkers-banned-from-going-upstairs.html/comment-page-1#comment-82891 Andrew Wed, 17 Oct 2007 01:57:58 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/tabloids/176957.html#comment-82891 Why not just make the main entrance smaller and be done with it Why not just make the main entrance smaller and be done with it

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