Her Majesty The Queen Leaves Romsey Flushed With History
HER Majesty’s throne is the subject of much debate. And the Mirror seems outraged that Her Majesty has decided against using the one on offer at the town hall in Romsey, Hants.
The Queen was on a visit to the locale and it was hoped that she would make full use of the facilities, particularly the town hall’s new indoor flushing toilet, installed at cost of £5,000.
Says “angry” town hall clerk Judith Giles: “I told Palace officials the toilets were not pristine but they were clean. They said, ‘You will have to replace it.’ There was no argument.”
“Wee are not amused,” says the Express. The Queen’s three-hour trip to mark the 400th anniversary of the town’s royal charter was the biggest thing to hit Romsey in years.
And the arrival of the new toilet was nothing if not newsworthy, placing the ceramic lid on an historic occasion.
That Her Majesty did not use it should not cast a shadow over events. Good Queen Bess leaves the toilet behind her as gift to the people of that parish.
That they might come and marvel…
Posted: 17th, October 2007 | In: Queen Elizabeth and Phil, Royal Family, Tabloids Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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October 17th, 2007 at 5:10 pm
Dont know how true it is (never let the truth get in the way of a good story), but when I was in the Navy, I used to hear of sailors on the Royal Yacht Britannia who would intercept some of the Royal’s turds in the sewage system and pickle them in a jar as a keepsake. Princess Di jobbies were obviously the most sought after.
October 17th, 2007 at 2:52 pm
Toilet? How terribly common! Her Majesty used the Lavatory dontchaknow
(rif-raff you lot are)
October 17th, 2007 at 2:09 pm
What about the Royal ‘We’(e)?
October 17th, 2007 at 1:19 pm
So no Royal Flush.