Britney Spears Loses Her Kids Again
IN the last few months Britney Spears has lost her rhythm, her looks and her children. Only the Australians and French have lost more in recent times.
And now we learn over the wires that Britney Spears is losing contact with her kids again.
“Troubled Britney” is now forbidden from visiting with 2-year-old Sean Preston and 1-year-old Jayden James, both currently living with Spears’ ex- husband, Kevin Federline.
If Troubled Britney wants to see her children she must comply with a court order, Superior Court Commissioner Scott Gordon ruled. Or else wait to see them on TV confessional chat shows years from now.
In addition to ordering the twice-weekly drug tests, Gordon ordered Spears to spend eight hours per week working with a “parenting coach,” who was to observe her interactions with her children.
At once we see opportunity grasped from the jaws of loss. A TV show. And we too can look on and see how Britney functions with her kids. And if we look on via an HD TV set, we can see the minute details the newspapers might miss…
Posted: 18th, October 2007 | In: Britney Spears, Celebrities Comments (8) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
Comments
- Anorak on Madeleine McCann And The Wanted ‘James Bond’ Spy
- scotfree on Madeleine McCann And The Wanted ‘James Bond’ Spy
- June on Oxford Man Parks By Downing Street And Has Car Blown Up
- michelle on X Factor Live: Jedward Do Jive Bunny, Olly Murs Is The Man And Danyl Johnson Is Careless
- Joanna and the Wolf on Katie Price Should Marry Samantha Fox To Give Her Kids A Better Start In Life, Research Says
November 10th, 2007 at 8:50 am
How very intellectual, well thought out and delivered.
November 10th, 2007 at 8:39 am
kiss ma ass u stupid dummy fooll of a king u moron and jack ass
October 20th, 2007 at 10:30 am
Our kids are like pigeons, so we bought a cat to sort them out. Its the ostriches you have to watch out for.
October 19th, 2007 at 7:58 am
Chickens must be stopped!
October 18th, 2007 at 10:51 pm
I am 25 and have three children all under the age of 6, what is she thinking! I’m sorry but when children have rotting teeth before the age of 3 there is a serious problem. Nobody’s perfect and sometimes raising kids is like being pecked to death by a chicken (there are moments…) but if you can’t put their health and care first then you don’t deserve to have them. Just an opinion…
October 18th, 2007 at 10:45 pm
I think Britney is a CIA-NSA plot to keep us from paying attention to real news like the size of the Bechtel Corporation or Lindsey Lohan
October 18th, 2007 at 9:29 pm
Let’s look closely…
October 18th, 2007 at 8:07 pm
aww, poor old Britters.
She grew up in a house where deep fried cake was ok for breakfast obviously.
Maybe they should order her parents to classes too, as they have done something badly wrong during her upbringing. My opinion, possibly just being mean….