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Global Warming: Bonfire Night Is Cancelled

by | 19th, October 2007

THE Mail waits. And when the waiting pays off there is much jubilation, and a headline: “Bonfire night is cancelled …to help save the planet.”

The suspiration points are important. They are interchangeable with “…says PC Brigade”; “…Papists rejoice”; “…fear over Bulgarian wood!”

It has been decreed that those paying £4 in the hope of watching the effigy of a

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