Lewis Hamilton Is DWB In Switzerland
SAYS Lewis Hamilton: “I’ve decided to move to Switzerland. You really struggle to live a normal life…You come home and everyone knows you, it makes it much harder to do normal things. I go to the bathroom at a petrol station and people come in there for autographs.”
Of course, not everyone recognises Lewis Hamilton, hence the police pulling him over on suspicion of committing the crime DWB (Driving While Black).
Let’s hope the Swiss are equally non-star stuck.
Indeed, with the right-wing Swiss People’s Party the biggest group in the country’s parliament, scooping nearly 29 per cent of the vote after an election campaign that focused on its leader figure, Christoph Blocher, and an initiative to expel the “black sheep” in Swiss society, Hamilton should be treated just like any other foreigner…
Posted: 30th, October 2007 | In: Back pages Comments (5) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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November 1st, 2007 at 10:53 pm
Five min’s. in the lime light and he cant hack it. Taking the British public for mug’s. He won’t get my support any more. Come on Kimmi for 2008 !!!
October 31st, 2007 at 12:44 pm
Has no-one told him that he doesn’t HAVE to race formula 1 cars? he could always hang around in the pits and change tyres for a living instead. No-one would recognise him then. Silly Boy!
October 30th, 2007 at 9:06 pm
Switzzzzerland
October 30th, 2007 at 5:40 pm
Definitely a tax dodger
October 30th, 2007 at 3:49 pm
Bloody liar. Says he’s off there because he can’t go to the flicks in Britain anymore. My butt that’s the case, unless he goes in his helmet! Also does he speak German/French as that’s what language the pictures are in over there!
Why can’t he just be honest and say that it’s for tax avoidence reasons, stupit pr1ck.