Heather Mills Is Princess Diana Is Kate McCann: Is Blonde
HEATHER Mills is on GMTV. Anorak is tuned in, as ever. Heather is not extolling the virtues of baby oil and organic breast milk but lamenting.
“I live in a prison,” says Heather. Not really. Heather is guilty of nothing but love. But there has been a miscarriage of justice that keeps Heather locked behind gates at her mansion.
What is more, Heather is blonde. Like Kate McCann. Like Princess Diana. “It’s like what they are doing to the McCanns,” says Mills. “What are they doing persecuting that woman? Look what they did to Diana.”
Indeed. “The police have said I’ve had death threats from a certain underground group.” The Establishment? Earthworms Against Heather? Al Qaeda? “I live in fear for my life,” says Heather.
But she is prepared. “I have a box of evidence which is going to a certain person if something happens to me,” says Heather, who is not believed to be dating the son of an Egyptian corner shop owner.
As Paul Burrell checks his post, the rest of us wonder about the lot of a blonde in today’s Britain.
There is a media conspiracy against her kind. “What are we doing as a nation buying these newspapers?” she asks. “We need to force a change as a responsible nation.”
“They make up such lies. They’ve called me a whore, a golddigger, a fantasist, a liar, the most unbelievably hurtful things - and I’ve stayed quiet for my daughter…
“I’ve had worse press than a paedophile or a murderer, and I’ve done nothing but charity for 20 years.”
Indeed, what else but charity caused Heather to campaign against landmines, date and then marry the older Paul, with his bobbling head, and beseech him to give, give, give until it hurts..?
Pic: The Spine - “I’ve had worse press than a paedophile”
Posted: 31st, October 2007 | In: Madeleine McCann, Princess Diana Inquest, Royal Family Comments (48) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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November 3rd, 2007 at 9:28 am
MARRIAGE IS A WALK THROUGH A MINE FIELD FILLED WITH POPPIES.
It surprises me that Heather compared herself to Kate McCann. Does she do much reading? The McCanns have been protected by the British press, to an extreme degree. Was Heather reading the Portuguese papers? Or maybe she just spotted the odd British article that repeated some Portuguese allegations?
She obviously knows VERY LITTLE about the McCann case. If she knew much at all, she would NEVER compare herself to Kate!!!! — even if the tabloids were blasting Kate too.
Not knowing anything about Heather, I read up on a little. One thing I noticed is that she is in effect THREATENING Paul, claiming that she “wants” to protect him, but has made arrangements that her information will be published if she is killed, and that she wants “her side of the story told”, etc. The implication is that she is ready to sling some mud, and that the death threats made against her are related to some things she knows about Paul.
Hmmmmm… I wonder if Kate and Gerry will soon wind up like this. In the unlikely case that Paul or Heather are reading this, I will give them some advice:
despite the fury of the British tabloids, no one really cares about your personal life. If you are NOT like Kate and Gerry, I would suggest you just make up and at least be friends again, for the benefit of your 3 year old child. Heather, stop demanding so much money, but Paul, go ahead and give her more than she deserves…
The more rancor that spills out in public, the worse you look as a couple. That’s what happened with Charles and Diana. How stupid did they both look flinging accusations around in public? Most people around the world thought they were both idiots.
November 2nd, 2007 at 6:33 am
Is there footage still available showing Paul on a TV talk show, USA or UK? where he is talking about Heather in the early days of the rumours about them - Paul is talking about Heather and its interesting! He did marry her though. Who is the person who will suffer the most out of all this if he doesn’t gain custody.
November 2nd, 2007 at 12:32 am
Diana was a good mother!
November 1st, 2007 at 11:02 pm
How can she honestly say that after such a small amount of time married to Paul McCartney that she can take that amount of money as settlement. Its just wrong - and I’m a woman. It shows no conscience and its just plain greedy.
November 1st, 2007 at 3:22 pm
How can she even compare herself with our princess.
November 1st, 2007 at 2:02 pm
Heather, don’t bite the hand that feeds you.
November 1st, 2007 at 1:25 pm
Heather who? Vaguely remember a cheap copy of ,…. the walk over the land mine…., (with one leg this time). I assure you that she, and Diana for that matter, would not walk it. She would tip toe it, pissing down her legs. Been there.
Is this also the woman who dance the Valsa with a prostetic leg. Why didnt she bring a land mine amputee and give them the chance to enjoy the valsa with proper prostetics. That would be honest charity. Don’t use peoples misfortunes to High Morals PR. Give them a chance to enjoy themselves too. Fuck her not worth loosing time over.
Whats wrong being a gold digger and a whore?
November 1st, 2007 at 10:59 am
If he had married Jane Asher none of this would have happened.
November 1st, 2007 at 8:35 am
Furthermore, how Heather Mills thinks she can liken herself to Princess Diana and Kate McCann I really cannot imagine !! She is not fit to lick the boots of Diana - poor tortured soul - who got mixed up with a dysfunctional and calculating family, and as I said before, Kate McCrim is at least honest in her lack of emotional display
November 1st, 2007 at 8:12 am
methinks we’re being thrown off the scent…………………..
November 1st, 2007 at 7:41 am
[...] front page: “Oh. Come off it, Heather, how dare you compare your ordeal to Kate McCann’s?” Heather Mills is on the telly Page 7: “Police pursuit of McCanns ‘is running out of steam’” – The public prosecutor in [...]
November 1st, 2007 at 7:07 am
36 brandon flowers
Sorry but you are barking up entirely the wrong tree, Heather Mills is a calculating psycho who is using her daughter in her current “me..me…me” campaign. She has no love for either Paul or the daughter and imo married him for name and wealth, which she is struggling to get more of from him.
Kate McCann is at least honest in her lack of emotion
November 1st, 2007 at 1:53 am
I saw her live today on gmtv
I am no fan
but she showed more passion , and protectiveness to her daughter than km has ever
just as she got my sympathy she named dropped mc cann and diana
and it prevailed me!
clever lady
boycott tabloids
use google
November 1st, 2007 at 1:50 am
Oh Heather…get off the telly!!
November 1st, 2007 at 12:49 am
Makes me sick to think of Maddy’s money going to pay off the mortgage and stuff. Maybe there are more people in this racket than we know of.
November 1st, 2007 at 12:47 am
Poor Paul, had the wool pulled over his eyes. His daughter did ward him. So Heather is going for the money, for her daughter! Has Paul had his daughter DNA tested. An awful thought, but worth thinking about. All 3 loved the press though!
October 31st, 2007 at 10:56 pm
testing
October 31st, 2007 at 8:57 pm
Bel Mooney gets off on anything with a Liverpool Irish-Catholic connection.
October 31st, 2007 at 8:53 pm
spooky it is haloween
October 31st, 2007 at 8:46 pm
perhaps you where all getting a bit to close to the truth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
October 31st, 2007 at 8:39 pm
where is everyone
October 31st, 2007 at 7:43 pm
so the McCanns have paid the mortgage and arranged multiple ‘hits’……
Hold it there’s a knock at the door………………
October 31st, 2007 at 7:39 pm
wtf.. where is everyone?
October 31st, 2007 at 7:35 pm
testing……………..
October 31st, 2007 at 6:29 pm
heather mills has ridden this from the very day she lost her leg in kensington gore,if i remember rightly. she shoplifted in peckham, i guess that helped her fit in cause they are all theiving bastards in peckham.
she is just after paul’s money, and lots of it. if paul was a butcher and not a beetle , she wouldn’t have a leg to stand on.
in fact if the police motor cyclist had done his job properly she wouldn’t have a leg to stand on now
October 31st, 2007 at 4:51 pm
17 That hurts
October 31st, 2007 at 4:44 pm
My favourite Mail hackette is Alison Boshoff - who me and my friends call Alison Slagoff or Alison Fuckoff depending. Every article she does is about how a youngish female celebrity (or couple) is either desperate or a bitch or both.
And you can catch cancer from the Daily Mail, Paul Dacre says so.
October 31st, 2007 at 4:33 pm
Mind you, there’s more editorial on a rolled up Andrex, so should I worry?
October 31st, 2007 at 4:30 pm
Anorak, is that true? I’ve been known to substitute the DM for Andrex……..
October 31st, 2007 at 4:28 pm
Karen - There are quite a few of them about, especially concerning the usual bias in favour of the McCanns. The DM rarely print my comments, as I am usually critical of their sycophantic reportage. Bel Mooney and Liz Jones are as bad. Whatever happened to good impartial journalism? Thank goodness for Anorak eh?
October 31st, 2007 at 4:28 pm
Karen - Reading the Mail is not for everyone. They say you can catch cancer from the women pages?