For More Shots Of Drunken Girls Don’t Go Here

DISGUSTED by drunken women in short skirts and small tops riding up over their lithe torsos, the Express reports form the drinking frontline.

“Girls who flaunt their drink shame,” announces the paper. And there are pictures of young woman at large. Two girls, one with her bare legs on a table, another with exposed arms sat on plastic chairs, at a plastic table.

One girl takes two bottle into the shower of debauchery, pressing the gaping lips of a threesome of beers her mouth.

Another girl is pictured fallen into a pile of leaves, in a style well know to afficionados of Health & Efficiency magazine.

“Nearly 5,000 photographs of girls hopelessly intoxicated – some of them half-naked, covered in their own vomit or comatose in the street - are on the social networking website Facebook.

Helpfully, the Express saves male readers living in caravan sites on the edges of unfashionable seaside resorts the trouble of searching for the images by pointing them away from the group 30 Reasons Gils Should Call It A Night.

The story has a celebrity bent, as ever it should, and the Express says the “Amy Winehouse effect” is not helping.

Thankfully, there are no shots of Winehouse in prone and vulnerable positions, only those of more fleshy, nubile girls.

For anyone who wishes to avoid these images, we advise looking elsewhere on the web, such as to the Daily Express sister site Red Hot And P*ssed…

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Posted: 5th, November 2007 | In: Food & Fat, Tabloids Comments (5) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink