Stripper Booked For School Drama Class
YOU join us in the drama class at Arnold Hill School, Nottingham. It is halfway through the lesson, in which pupils are discussing their GCSE coursework. There is a knock at the door.
“Something is about to happen,” says the teacher.
A person enters. It is not the gorilla-suited man, the one a student’s mum has booked to appear, rather a woman. She may even be a between-jobs actress. She is dressed as a policewoman. The skirt is not of regulation length. Mum has asked for it to be filmed.
The woman brings a stereo. She presses a button and the sound of Britney Spears’ paean to domestic abuse fills the hall.
The “birthday boy” is 16. He is fitted with a collar and lead and led around the room on all fours. The woman strips down to her bra and knickers. Cream is rubbed over the boy’s body.
“That’s it. That’s enough,” says the teacher. That’s drama.
Says a spokesman for the school: “There was an incident, we are aware of it, and it is being dealt with.”
Says the Mail: “No pupils have been suspended and police officers are not involved.”
Although, for the right fee, they could be…
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April 23rd, 2009 at 4:44 am
Wow! I wish i a was there.. Well, Happy birthday to him.. I’m sure the class were brightened up..
-paul
November 10th, 2007 at 7:34 pm
Prefer a WW2 outfit Albert?
November 9th, 2007 at 12:47 pm
Yes John, we had a female teacher like that too. Miss Jones, or Miss Mountains as she was known due to her outstanding breasts.
The only bright spot in an otherwise bleak day, she was prone to wear pencil skirts and tottering around on fairly high heels.
Ah memories!
November 9th, 2007 at 12:40 pm
When “Sir” Ian Blair gets the push from the Met perhaps he could dress up as a REAL policeman!
November 8th, 2007 at 4:35 pm
The nearest the young lads at my school got to sexy underwear was when they looked under their desks(several times) to see the the panties that were attached to the nylons of a very hot teacher who had croossed her legs and gave them quite a view.Other than that, navy blue knickers were usually the normal with the schoolgirls at PE ,and they sometimes had a hole in them!
The most common strippers today are those bright sparks who control education in the UK. There frequently strip children of a first-class education.
November 8th, 2007 at 4:27 pm
Sounds like fun, nothing like that at my old school; no sense of humor at all there.
I’m amazed though, surely in PC obsessed Britain the teacher will be flayed alive and his bones left to bleach in the sun. The mother will be pronounced ‘Unfit’ and there will be all kinds of general hell to pay.
Rubbing cream on him? Must be some kind of health and safety violation.
Maybe PETA could get involved, cream comes from cows after all.
November 8th, 2007 at 12:27 pm
Maybe it was a kick at PC?
November 8th, 2007 at 12:20 pm
I wish this had happened when I was still at school
November 8th, 2007 at 11:02 am
Sounds like just the thing to brighten up a dull geography lesson!