War On Terror Wets Ross Kemp’s Appetite
ROSS Kemp is a hard man. He spends his life with other hard men, notably in EastEnders, Ultimate Force and Gangs. When it comes to hard men, Ross is like a magnet. He attracts them. And they attract him.
The Star sees Kemp with some hard men in Afghanistan. “Bullets were flying inches over our heads,” says Kemp, who survived. “…Afterwards, I had this huge damp patch on my trousers.”
We are not here to judge. Show don’t tell. The Army accepts all sorts, so too the acting troop. If that’s what being with hard men does to Ross Kemp, then so be it. We fight for equality,…
Posted: 13th, November 2007 | In: Tabloids, War On Terror Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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January 28th, 2008 at 5:24 pm
Wha a shame he dodges the bullets or their aim is impaired by the view of a fat loudmouth bully I have some experince of this one thick act donkey where his bravest act is to demean and intimdate the enemy ie females.
November 14th, 2007 at 1:15 pm
The only thing hard about dear Ross is the block of wood he uses for a brain.
And furthermore….
“Look out it’s Ross!! No! No! He’s armed! Run! Run!
AAAAAAAAARRRGH NO NO UUUUuuuuuuuuuuggghhh..”
Well, that’s what I get for insulting the mighty Ross.
Who is he by the way?
November 13th, 2007 at 4:06 pm
“…Afterwards, I had this huge damp patch on my trousers.”
Too many Lagers and not enough toilets!
November 13th, 2007 at 1:55 pm
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Ross Kemp is a hard man.
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Anorak how many times do you have to be told Ross Kemp is not a hard man. Ross Kemp is the hard man, hardest in all the world.
If Ross Kemp didn’t like Iran, Ross Kemp would just walk into Tehran and take power, that is how hard Ross Kemp is.