Heather Mills Is Fishing For Compliments
HEATHER Mills has been getting rather hot under the collar lately, claiming that the press are out to get her. Which is a near-perfect example of a self-fulfilling prophesy.
Today, the Sun gives “Lady Mucca” a routine kicking on page three.
“Mucca is talking CARP” it declares (think about it). “FISH WEBSITE IS AS POPULAR.”
As popular as what?
As popular as Mills’s own website, which, the paper informs us, is “only the 242,174th most viewed in the UK – around the same as specialist carp.com”.
There’s worse to come: “More than a third of visitors – 36 per cent – were not even based in the UK.”
Ugh! Makes you all queasy, doesn’t it, thinking of all those non-UK-based types looking at it with their greasy foreign eyes…
Anyway, we think that “Mucca” should take some comfort from all this. Carp fans may be few, but they are loyal and passionate. One announced on national television that catching a prize carp was “better than sex”.
Who’s to say Heather can’t inspire her own followers to similar heights of hyperbole?
Posted: 14th, November 2007 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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November 15th, 2007 at 10:40 am
I don’t think it’s even that popular. Most of those stats will be revisits from people like me who go there to check facts (i.e. what is written in her bio vs the truth! The real number of visitors would probably put her site closer to the >1m mark in terms of popularity (place, rather than traffic!).
I note that her campaign against the press is also bombing. I think we should all brace ourselves for another tirade.
November 14th, 2007 at 12:53 pm
what are you doing here? Did you ever posted your profile on a celebrity and millionaire dating site called searchingmillionaire.com. I saw your profile there few weeks ago.