Head Of Croatian FA Arrested At Airport

MORE Croatia-England news in the Sun where the head of Croatia’s Football Association has been spotted at Gatwick Airport.

“Tubby” Zorislav Srebic, a general secretary of the country’s FA, is at a ranch of WH Smith’s allegedly squirreling pens and paper into his flight bag.

A police source confirms: “We had a call from WH Smith at Gatwick to say staff had caught an elderly, chubby man pinching pens and paper. We went there and arrested him.”

If guilty, we can only speculate on the reason for this crime. And note that Steve McClaren, manger of what is called Team England, is fond of using pens to make notes, and paper to make them on.

Remove the pens - neutralise the threat…

Anorak

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